1 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:46,829 [♪♪♪] 2 00:01:55,027 --> 00:01:56,420 MICHAEL: Hey, whoo! 3 00:01:56,464 --> 00:01:57,943 [LAUGHS] 4 00:01:57,987 --> 00:01:59,249 Come on.Yeah. 5 00:01:59,293 --> 00:02:00,990 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 6 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:02,687 Hey, no, no, no, show-- No, listen. 7 00:02:02,731 --> 00:02:04,080 Come on, look at the camera. 8 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,560 Look. Look, yes, okay.[LAUGHS] 9 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:07,953 Show me-- Show me some-- Come on, just lift up-- 10 00:02:07,997 --> 00:02:09,520 Lift up your jacket. Lift it up. 11 00:02:09,564 --> 00:02:11,174 That's all you get.Hey, come on. 12 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:13,263 I'll show you when you turn the camera off. 13 00:02:13,307 --> 00:02:15,352 You'll show me when I turn the camera off? 14 00:02:15,396 --> 00:02:16,962 Come on, Michael. I'll get-- No. 15 00:02:17,006 --> 00:02:18,312 Come on, let's go. Let's go. 16 00:02:18,355 --> 00:02:19,400 Okay. Listen, listen. 17 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:20,836 Oh, I will show them my ring. 18 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:22,403 Ooh, the ring.Hi. 19 00:02:22,446 --> 00:02:23,795 See? Let me see. 20 00:02:23,839 --> 00:02:25,623 Isn't it beautiful?There it is. Yes. 21 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:26,885 Hi, I'm Havilland Savage, 22 00:02:26,929 --> 00:02:28,800 soon to be Mrs. Michael Simmons. 23 00:02:28,844 --> 00:02:30,062 Yes, you are. Oh. 24 00:02:30,106 --> 00:02:31,934 And this is the engagement ring 25 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:34,154 my fiancé, Michael, gave to me. 26 00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:35,720 Yes. That's me. 27 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:37,113 That's me.That's me, y'all. 28 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,201 That's us.That's us. 29 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:39,246 [LAUGHS] 30 00:02:46,078 --> 00:02:47,341 Mmm. 31 00:02:47,384 --> 00:02:50,387 HAVILLAND: Mmm. Love, love, love. 32 00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:52,389 MICHAEL: I love her. I love her. 33 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:54,174 [PHONE RINGING] Isn't she beautiful? 34 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:55,740 She is the most beautiful thing. 35 00:02:55,784 --> 00:02:57,220 HAVILLAND: No. Let's go home. 36 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:58,569 Come on.MICHAEL: Okay. 37 00:02:58,613 --> 00:03:00,049 Wh-where'd you put my glasses? 38 00:03:00,092 --> 00:03:01,485 What'd you do with my glasses? 39 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:02,921 MACHINE: What's up? 40 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:04,836 This is Havilland. I'm not home. 41 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,099 Leave a message, and Merry Christmas. 42 00:03:07,143 --> 00:03:09,232 HAVILLAND [ON TAPE]: Hey, don't go so fast. 43 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:11,191 [MACHINE BEEPS] 44 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:13,845 HAVILLAND: Lee, are you there? It's Hav. Pick up. 45 00:03:13,889 --> 00:03:15,847 [BEEPS] Mr. Plenty. 46 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:17,545 Miss Savage. Happy New Year. 47 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:20,069 LEE: It's not New Year's yet. Call back in 10 hours. 48 00:03:20,112 --> 00:03:21,723 HAVILLAND: You working? 49 00:03:21,766 --> 00:03:24,247 No, I reached a little bit of a block, 50 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:26,206 so I'm taking a break. 51 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:27,685 How's my cat? 52 00:03:27,729 --> 00:03:29,209 Cat? You had a cat? 53 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:30,732 Ha, ha. 54 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:33,300 She didn't tear up your shoes, did she? 55 00:03:33,343 --> 00:03:36,085 No, cats don't play with things you beat them with. 56 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:37,173 Are you joking? 57 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,392 No, that's a fact. 58 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:40,220 [SIGHING] How are my plants? 59 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:43,005 Fecund. Anybody call? 60 00:03:43,048 --> 00:03:45,442 You know, men have been calling up here all week, 61 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:47,270 wondering when you're gonna be back. 62 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:50,317 I don't, uh, answer the phone, so they leave messages. 63 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:53,058 Cool. So everything's okay? 64 00:03:53,102 --> 00:03:55,191 Everything is smooth, daddy. 65 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,498 Speaking of which, how's your boyfriend? 66 00:03:57,541 --> 00:03:58,934 Don't know. 67 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:00,675 The next time I see one of his women 68 00:04:00,718 --> 00:04:02,764 on the street, I'll ask. 69 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:05,070 Hey, um, if you want to bring your date 70 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:07,203 up to my apartment tonight, fine. 71 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,770 Just don't wreck the joint. 72 00:04:08,813 --> 00:04:11,338 Thanks, but, uh, I don't have a date. 73 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:14,776 Lee, you don't have a date on New Year's Eve? 74 00:04:14,819 --> 00:04:16,299 Why not? 75 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:18,823 That's just the way things work out sometimes. 76 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:20,695 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 77 00:04:20,738 --> 00:04:23,785 All right, well, I'll be home in two days, 78 00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:25,352 and thanks for the housesitting. 79 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:26,788 No, thank you. 80 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:28,746 If you hadn't gone down to see your mom, 81 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:30,400 I'd still be living in my car. 82 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:32,097 Hmm. 83 00:04:32,141 --> 00:04:35,884 Well, if you're not doing anything tonight, 84 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:38,060 you want to come down here? 85 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:39,757 Sure, I'm there. 86 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:42,107 Really?Hell yeah. 87 00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:44,109 New York to D.C. is five hours, tops. 88 00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:45,589 I can be there by 7:00. 89 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:47,504 Great. Okay, great. 90 00:04:47,548 --> 00:04:49,114 [CHILDREN PLAYING] 91 00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:51,160 You can stay in my sister's old bedroom. 92 00:04:51,203 --> 00:04:53,293 You know the address, so just bring 93 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:55,077 a bottle of champagne or something, 94 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,514 like a dime bag. 95 00:04:57,558 --> 00:04:59,168 [♪♪♪] 96 00:04:59,211 --> 00:05:01,562 ♪ Unh, unh, what? What? 97 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:03,346 ♪ Yeah, unh 98 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:06,088 ♪ Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh Unh-unh-unh-unh, what? ♪ 99 00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:08,351 ♪ Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh Unh-unh-unh-unh, what? ♪ 100 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:10,571 ♪ Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh Unh-unh-unh-unh, what? ♪ 101 00:05:10,614 --> 00:05:12,050 ♪ Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh-unh 102 00:05:12,094 --> 00:05:13,574 ♪ I said I can give it To you ♪ 103 00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:15,271 ♪ But what you gonna do With it? ♪ 104 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,446 ♪ I can give it to you 105 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:17,491 [BELL DINGS] 106 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:19,449 [♪♪♪] 107 00:05:22,278 --> 00:05:23,932 [CAR ALARM CHIRPS] 108 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:25,890 [WOMAN VOCALIZING] 109 00:05:34,856 --> 00:05:36,031 [ENGINE STARTS] 110 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,693 ♪ I'm too sexy For my motherfuckin' hood ♪ 111 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:48,130 ♪ I'm too sexy for My motherfuckin' low rider ♪ 112 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:50,045 ♪ Low rider, low rider Low rider ♪ 113 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:52,308 ♪ Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh Unh-unh-unh-unh, what? ♪ 114 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,528 ♪ Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh Unh-unh-unh-unh, what? ♪ 115 00:05:54,571 --> 00:05:56,791 ♪ Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh Unh-unh-unh-unh, what? ♪ 116 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:58,532 [DOORBELL RINGS] 117 00:05:58,575 --> 00:06:00,795 ♪ Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh Unh-unh-unh-unh, what? ♪ 118 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:03,101 ♪ Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh Unh-unh-unh-unh, what? ♪ 119 00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:05,495 ♪ Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh Unh-unh-unh-unh, what? ♪ 120 00:06:05,539 --> 00:06:08,585 ♪ Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh Unh-unh-unh-unh, what? ♪ 121 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:10,457 Mr. Plenty. 122 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:11,719 Miss Savage. 123 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:17,202 Whew. 124 00:06:17,246 --> 00:06:19,291 8:30 on the dot. 125 00:06:19,335 --> 00:06:22,382 Pretty good for someone who's always late. 126 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:23,948 How are you? 127 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:26,473 Just cool. Nice place. 128 00:06:26,516 --> 00:06:31,826 Just your mom live up in this...piece? 129 00:06:31,869 --> 00:06:34,002 And soon her fiancé. 130 00:06:36,091 --> 00:06:38,006 Are we the only ones here? 131 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:40,312 No, my mom's upstairs getting dressed. 132 00:06:40,356 --> 00:06:41,618 She's gonna be staying 133 00:06:41,662 --> 00:06:44,142 at her fiancé's house this weekend. 134 00:06:44,186 --> 00:06:46,797 Don't say anything bad about her, though, okay? 135 00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:48,320 Why not? 136 00:06:48,364 --> 00:06:52,194 There's intercoms everywhere. 137 00:07:01,943 --> 00:07:03,553 You want something to drink? 138 00:07:03,597 --> 00:07:06,034 Sure, anything besides fruit punch. 139 00:07:06,077 --> 00:07:07,688 That's all you got at your house. 140 00:07:07,731 --> 00:07:10,386 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry about that, man. 141 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,344 But you know what they say. 142 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:14,085 I am the fruit-punch bitch. 143 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:16,479 Moms has some spiked eggnog, though. 144 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:17,698 You want some? 145 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:19,351 Sure, party girl. 146 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:22,267 So, what you got happening here tonight? Big party? 147 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:26,054 No, actually, it's gonna be you and me, 148 00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:28,491 my sister and her husband, Felix, 149 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:30,188 and my best friend, Caroline. 150 00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:32,930 But watch what you say around my sister and her husband, 151 00:07:32,974 --> 00:07:34,845 because... they're fighting. 152 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:36,673 Why don't you leave me alone? 153 00:07:36,717 --> 00:07:38,501 Why don't you wash your hair, 154 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:40,416 dirty-ass motherfucker? 155 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:45,943 This one was taken at Eddie Murphy's house too, 156 00:07:45,987 --> 00:07:47,554 but, um--Was it? 157 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:51,296 Yeah. That's when I met my ex-fiancé, Michael Simmons. 158 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:54,212 You heard of him? 159 00:07:54,256 --> 00:07:56,954 Quentin introduced us-- Quentin Tarantino. 160 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:59,043 Excuse me, uh, you dropped something. 161 00:07:59,087 --> 00:08:01,568 Uh, what did I drop?Uh, a name. 162 00:08:01,611 --> 00:08:03,918 I don't give a fuck about Eddie Murphy's house. 163 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:05,920 I don't give a fuck about Michael Simmons 164 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:07,312 is a big-time songwriter. 165 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:08,923 I for damn sure don't give a fuck 166 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:11,316 about no Quentin Tarantino.Relax. 167 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,492 [SCOFFS] 168 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:13,841 God. 169 00:08:13,884 --> 00:08:16,278 You know, every time I start-start talking 170 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:18,802 about somebody successful, you start tripping. 171 00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:21,109 Believe me, Money, it is not that deep. 172 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:23,546 I am the one bitch that is not charmed 173 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:27,245 by your disassociated artist bullshit. 174 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:29,987 I'm not getting defensive. You're just showing off. 175 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:31,728 No, I'm not. 176 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:33,991 Yes, you are. 177 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:36,341 No...I'm not. 178 00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:37,908 Yes... 179 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:41,999 you are. 180 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:44,480 [SCOFFS] 181 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,569 Anyway. 182 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:48,702 Oh. 183 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:51,835 These were all taken at David Dinkins' house. 184 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:53,576 We had a huge barbecue that summer. 185 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,012 It was, like, really great. 186 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:57,101 You should've-- Oh, well. 187 00:08:57,145 --> 00:08:59,930 Plink. 188 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:02,367 LEE: And here I am at Havilland's mom's house, 189 00:09:02,411 --> 00:09:04,326 a three-story, modern-day mansion 190 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:05,936 with an apartment-style basement 191 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:07,764 that opens out onto a swimming pool, 192 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,374 and an intercom in every room. 193 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:10,767 Ah, the good life. 194 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:12,290 Right now I'm in Leigh's old--" 195 00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:14,858 [INTERCOM BUZZES, CHIMES] 196 00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:16,164 Hello? 197 00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:18,514 SYLVIA: Hello? Havilland? 198 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,517 Are you there?HAVILLAND: Yeah. 199 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,041 SYLVIA: Caroline Gooden's at the front door. 200 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:25,869 HAVILLAND: Lee, did you hear?Yeah. 201 00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:28,045 Could you do me a favor and let Caroline in? 202 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:29,525 Oh, and, Lee, do you know 203 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,179 how to make anything, like dinner? 204 00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:32,354 Salad. 205 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:38,578 Hi. You must be Caroline Gooden. 206 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:42,320 Enchanté, Lee Plenty. 207 00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:43,583 Right. 208 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:51,068 So...you're Lee Plenty. 209 00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:54,594 What do you do when you're not babysitting Havilland's cat? 210 00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:57,118 You have, uh, lipstick on your teeth. 211 00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:03,080 There you go. It's off. It's better. 212 00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:04,081 What'd you ask me? 213 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:05,169 Um... 214 00:10:05,213 --> 00:10:08,259 Oh, yes, where do I live? 215 00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:09,565 I'm homeless. 216 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,653 [SCOFFS] 217 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:11,654 Yeah, right. 218 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,177 How can you be homeless? 219 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:15,397 Simple. 220 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,833 Six months ago, 221 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:19,053 I was offered a deal on the book I'm writing, 222 00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:21,316 so I didn't re-sign the lease on my apartment, 223 00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:23,710 'cause I thought I'd be able to get a better one. 224 00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,276 But the book deal fell through, 225 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,670 and I had to move out anyway. 226 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,498 You're serious? 227 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:32,109 Why can't you just find another place? 228 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:34,111 I'm broke. 229 00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:36,026 You don't have a job? 230 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:38,812 I have a job as a teacher's assistant at NYU. 231 00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:42,206 It doesn't pay a whole lot, though. Enough to eat. 232 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,339 Mostly I just write. 233 00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:45,732 Wow. 234 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:48,517 I've never met a homeless person before. 235 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,519 What do you do when you have a date? 236 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:54,610 I don't really date that much anymore. 237 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,960 Shit. Flat broke and living in your car, 238 00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:59,310 I wouldn't go out with you, either. 239 00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:03,924 Well, you know what they say. 240 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:06,578 No, what do they say? 241 00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:09,973 No women, no cry. 242 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:12,541 [LAUGHS] 243 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,891 [LAUGHING] 244 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,025 [♪♪♪] 245 00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:22,420 He's quite the sarcastic bastard, isn't he? 246 00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:26,511 No job plus no money equals wack. 247 00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:27,861 Do what I do. 248 00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:29,514 Ignore him. 249 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,473 So why'd you invite him down here, then? 250 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:33,736 Charity. 251 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:39,307 So how come he doesn't go on dates? 252 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:41,788 He's not gay. 253 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:44,007 Comment tu sais? 254 00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,140 [SIGHS] What? 255 00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:47,750 How do you know? 256 00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:56,367 He's not gay. 257 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,289 Hi. 258 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:08,118 Cool hat. 259 00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:10,164 Uh, thanks. 260 00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:12,296 Who the hell are you? 261 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:14,734 Lee Plenty. 262 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,736 What's with the camera, man? 263 00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:22,742 I take pictures. That's my thing. 264 00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,265 I'm Leigh too. 265 00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:26,049 Spelled differently, though. 266 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:28,835 One, two, three. There you go. 267 00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,314 Leigh, Hav's sister. 268 00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:32,229 Oh, yeah, what's happening? I know you. 269 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:33,840 It's nice to meet another Savage. 270 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:36,277 I am not a Savage. I'm a Darling. 271 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,800 Leigh Darling? 272 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:40,672 Oh, that's right. You're married. 273 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,892 Extremely. 274 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:45,286 In a big motherfucking way. 275 00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,896 Wow. How long now? 276 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:50,900 Um, since November 15th, little over a month. 277 00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:52,423 Oh, so you're a newlywed. 278 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,990 Yep. 279 00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:56,384 Congratulations. 280 00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:01,606 Not only is he full of shit, 281 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:04,261 but the brother won't even get a real job, okay? 282 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,002 So when people are sitting around, 283 00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:08,962 talking about how much he's-- How much they're getting paid, 284 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,486 he'll come out of his face with some bullshit like: 285 00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:14,402 [IMITATING LEE] "Yo, one time I fell down the stairs so hard 286 00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,970 that when I got up, my watch was running backwards." 287 00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:20,234 [NORMALLY] I can't stand when he degrades himself like that. 288 00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,149 I hate self-deprecation. 289 00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:24,194 He'd be pissed if he heard you say that. 290 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,109 No, he wouldn't. 291 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,502 But if he did, fuck him. 292 00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:29,547 Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him. 293 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,811 Why do you wear those beads around your neck? 294 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,943 What are you, a five percenter or something? 295 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,511 [SCOFFS] So, what's your book about? 296 00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:39,601 Uh, can't say. 297 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,124 No, really, what is it? 298 00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:43,083 Like a gangster story or something? 299 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,388 It's like-- 300 00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:45,868 It's like a love story. 301 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,305 A love story. 302 00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:50,612 So you in love with my sister? 303 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:53,658 No. Why would you ask that? 304 00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:54,877 I know most guys are. 305 00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,487 Why should you be any different? 306 00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:57,575 Taste. 307 00:13:57,619 --> 00:14:00,100 Mm-hmm. 308 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,232 So why are you here, then? 309 00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:03,843 She invited me. 310 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,670 I don't chase after women anymore. 311 00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:07,934 Oh, right. They chase after you, right? 312 00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:10,458 No. That's why I'm dateless. 313 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:15,071 Real men can take a drink. 314 00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:18,596 That's how you know I'm cool. 315 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,684 [LAUGHS] 316 00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:21,208 [HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING] 317 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:24,994 Well, I'm wearing my lucky $300 titty top. 318 00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:27,344 I think I'm gonna make that move tonight. 319 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,346 You sure you don't mind? 320 00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:30,870 Sure. 321 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,698 I hope that's a lucky $300 titty top, 322 00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:36,353 'cause you sure ain't got no titties. 323 00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:39,356 Caroline, he's all yours. 324 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,880 Lee and I-- 325 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,882 I mean, he's a good brother and all, 326 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,014 but we got a different swerve happening. 327 00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:49,584 Yeah, he kind of said the same thing about you. 328 00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:51,151 How was work? 329 00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,892 Work was work. 330 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,416 You talk to Havilland yet? 331 00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:56,983 No. 332 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:59,899 Felix, tonight's not the time, all right? 333 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:03,163 Let's not do this now, okay? 334 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,469 All right?Yeah, yeah. 335 00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:08,342 How's your mom?Edgy. 336 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:09,909 Once Monday morning comes, 337 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,475 we'll all be a lot happier. 338 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,608 Hi. Lee Plenty. 339 00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:15,740 Felix Darling, Leigh's husband. 340 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:16,959 What's up, man? 341 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,569 Yeah, Happy New Year to you too. 342 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,049 How you doing?I'm all right. 343 00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:21,659 What's happening Monday morning? 344 00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,487 Uh, my mother's firm 345 00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,315 is officially announcing to the press 346 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,491 a new partnership she lost out on. 347 00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,841 She has to be there as a professional courtesy 348 00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,452 to congratulate Francis Rossi. 349 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,497 Yeah, it's a big deal down here in D.C. 350 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,021 They're televising it.Hmm. 351 00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:37,501 All right, I'll make sure I'm out of here by then. 352 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:38,850 Hey.Hi. 353 00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:41,070 Hey, found a burger joint that's still open. 354 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,767 You want to drive me?Sure. 355 00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,030 You want me to come along? 356 00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:46,075 Uh, no, it'll only take us a second. 357 00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:47,598 Ooh, could you get me some curly fries? 358 00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:49,122 Do you want anything?On, and I really want 359 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:50,645 the vegetarian burger...A grilled chicken deluxe. 360 00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:52,125 ...with the non-dairy cheese. 361 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,517 And get me a large chocolate shake. Money? 362 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:54,997 I'm not into animal products right now. 363 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,520 No, make it a diet coke. 364 00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:58,261 He's wants large fries.I don't want any fries. 365 00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:00,437 I want the mini diet coke.Get him a double cheeseburger. 366 00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,787 [INTERCOM BUZZES, CHIMES]SYLVIA: Good evening. 367 00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:06,008 I'm leaving through the garage, so Happy New Year. 368 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,315 Happy New Year, Mom.Happy New Year, Mom. 369 00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:10,578 Bonne année, Mrs. Savage. 370 00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,580 SYLVIA: Havilland, Michael's on the phone. 371 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:13,842 Okay, thanks, Mom. 372 00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:15,975 Excuse me. This won't take long. 373 00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:21,110 Is this the first time that he's called her? 374 00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:23,156 No, he has been calling all week. 375 00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:26,028 He bought her that coat for Christmas. 376 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:28,030 Oh, really? 377 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,989 [♪♪♪] 378 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,645 [CLEARS THROAT] 379 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,647 HAVILLAND: Michael, we'll talk about this 380 00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,388 when I get back to New York. 381 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,564 MICHAEL: Ain't no other woman, they just hos. 382 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,131 Do I look like a biscuit to you? 383 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:45,700 Do I look like a biscuit? No. 384 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,876 Do I look like a fucking French fry? 385 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,487 Then why are you trying to play me like a side order? 386 00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,576 Why you tripping? Why you tripping? 387 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,883 Michael, youcheated on me, 388 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,190 so why don't you go to your other woman's house 389 00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,452 and have a good time? 390 00:16:58,495 --> 00:16:59,931 No, no, listen.Happy New Year. 391 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:07,374 Uh, hey, uh... 392 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,637 I thought you said you hadn't heard from him. 393 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,901 I heard he sent you this coat. 394 00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:15,512 Must have slipped my mind. 395 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,079 [GULPS] 396 00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:20,691 Okay, well, if you need me, 397 00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,345 I'll be down here on the floor. 398 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:25,000 ♪ Unh 399 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,307 ♪ Uh-huh, understand what You're trying to do ♪ 400 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,004 I know what you're thinking. 401 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,049 No, you don't. 402 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,876 You're thinking that I deserve 403 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,052 better than Michael. 404 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,836 Hey, I think you deserve 405 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,446 whomever you choose to be with. 406 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,057 I'm not with Michael. 407 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,668 You got the motherfucker's coat on. 408 00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:42,496 You got his picture up in your house. 409 00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,628 You talk to him on the phone every day. 410 00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:47,022 If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, 411 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,503 it's a duck, baby. 412 00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:52,984 Well, I just might have to make a move 413 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,248 on that little boy from New York City. 414 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,553 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 415 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,468 I can definitely see you guys together. 416 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,079 Havilland doesn't mind? 417 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:03,125 Oh, no. She doesn't want anything to do with the brother. 418 00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,128 HAVILLAND: My mother is his lawyer. 419 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,869 Of course he's gonna call my house. 420 00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,958 Hey, look, don't make no never mind to me. 421 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:12,178 You can do what you want. You don't have to explain. 422 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,397 Don't say you know what I'm thinking, though, 423 00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:15,746 'cause you don't. 424 00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:18,358 So how's your father? Is he alive today? 425 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,968 [SIGHS] Here we-- 426 00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:22,362 You're never gonna let that go down, are you? 427 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:25,539 They called from the hospital in Michigan once, 428 00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:27,018 said that he was in bad shape. 429 00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:29,282 I jumped the gun...once.You lied. 430 00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,936 Why would I purposely lie about my father being dead? 431 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,286 Because you're a sociopath. 432 00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:35,375 Don't even try and turn this scene around, 433 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:36,898 like I'm the dysfunctional one. 434 00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,291 You have problems with Mike. 435 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,119 I ain't got problems with my dad. 436 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,033 I may even end up moving up there. 437 00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:44,688 Oh, what's that? Another lie to evoke my sympathy? 438 00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:46,516 No, that's the dead-up, honest truth. 439 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,127 I'm gonna move to Michigan.Hmm. 440 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,693 You watch. 441 00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:52,870 Small town, do some writing, get over this block. 442 00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,437 Less distractions up there. 443 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:55,960 [SCOFFS] 444 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,962 You're so easily distracted. 445 00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:01,531 That's what my mother says. 446 00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,490 CAROLINE: Happy New Year, Hav. 447 00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,840 How you doing? Happy New Year. 448 00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:09,452 Happy New Year, everybody in New York. 449 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:11,846 We love you. We miss you. 450 00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:13,978 Hi. Happy New Year.Hey, hurry up. Come on. 451 00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,371 Girls, hurry up.Come on. Oh. 452 00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:16,764 Time, time, time. 453 00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:18,592 Come on, come on, hurry up, hurry up. 454 00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,463 Champagne. Here we go. He's pouring. 455 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:23,031 Yo, man, fill that up. Fill that up. 456 00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,685 Here we go. Okay. 457 00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:25,947 Hey! 458 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,123 Happy New Year. Happy New Year. 459 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,691 Hi, everybody. Show the TV, Havilland. There you go. 460 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,606 Come on, come on.All right, all right. 461 00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:35,130 ALL: Ten, nine, eight, 462 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,567 seven, six, five...Forty-three, nine... 463 00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:41,484 ...four, three, two, one....six, four, 40, 11. 464 00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:43,965 Whoo! [CROWD CHEERING ON TV] 465 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:49,840 You, uh, you wanted to talk to me? 466 00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:53,235 Yeah, I did. 467 00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:54,845 I actually wanted to know 468 00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:57,500 if you'd let me borrow your car, 469 00:19:57,544 --> 00:20:00,329 'cause I need to take Felix and Leigh home. 470 00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:03,637 Uh, s-sure. 471 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,509 You want to come with me? 472 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:08,816 Uh, no, I'm gonna-- 473 00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,470 I got to get up early tomorrow, 474 00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,559 so I'm gonna get some sleep, you know. 475 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,997 That's it? 476 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,564 Yeah. 477 00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:20,219 Yeah, that's it. 478 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,524 Keys? 479 00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,483 [♪♪♪] 480 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:28,401 Thanks. 481 00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:32,274 All right. Well, I'm gonna go. 482 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,145 So be a good boy. 483 00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:37,018 Caroline's in the other room. 484 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:40,717 She don't like me. 485 00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:43,329 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 486 00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:44,765 She don't. 487 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:49,030 Come watch me make a fool out of myself. 488 00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,904 [HEART BEATING] 489 00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:56,037 [LAUGHING] 490 00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:07,918 She tripped out the door. 491 00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:11,313 I mean, she was so tipsy, she got busted. 492 00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:12,358 Yeah. 493 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:13,620 [CHUCKLES] 494 00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:16,144 She got boo-yasted, is the word. 495 00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:18,189 I like Leigh, though. She's cool. 496 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:21,105 Mm, yeah. 497 00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:23,804 So, um...ah. 498 00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:27,111 How come you don't go out on dates? 499 00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:30,245 Uh, it's just the way things worked out. 500 00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:36,425 Oh, wait, wait. 501 00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:38,079 [SIGHS] 502 00:21:39,776 --> 00:21:41,909 I just exhaled. 503 00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:45,826 I guess you're just really picky, 504 00:21:45,869 --> 00:21:48,350 so that, um, when a woman screws up, 505 00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:49,960 you can say, "Oh, I sure am glad 506 00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:51,571 I never kissed that twit." 507 00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:53,050 Now, see, you don't know me 508 00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:55,139 if you think I'd say something like that. 509 00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:58,012 I just learned from jump not to-- 510 00:21:58,055 --> 00:22:00,014 Not to put myself 511 00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:03,234 into situations that I might later regret. 512 00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:06,499 Oh, you won't regret this. 513 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:08,936 [♪♪♪] 514 00:22:08,979 --> 00:22:12,200 Okay. Well, you know, 515 00:22:12,243 --> 00:22:14,289 it's getting kind of late, so, uh... 516 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,117 You want to go to bed? 517 00:22:17,510 --> 00:22:19,947 I mean, do you want to go to sleep? 518 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:22,123 Yeah, 'cause you know what? I got a big day. 519 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:24,517 I got to drive back to New York tomorrow. 520 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,823 So, you know what? I'll talk to you-- Lee. 521 00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:30,349 Tomorrow morning.It's New Year's Eve. 522 00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:33,308 We're both adults. 523 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,571 We're alone. 524 00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:37,791 ♪ But I want you to go 525 00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:40,054 Fate must have a reason. 526 00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:43,492 Are you making a pass at me? 527 00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:48,367 That depends on what happens in the next five seconds. 528 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:51,587 ♪ 'Cause when we kiss, ooh 529 00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:53,546 Five seconds is over. 530 00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:06,341 Hey. I'm sor-- 531 00:23:16,177 --> 00:23:17,744 [SIGHS] 532 00:23:18,962 --> 00:23:20,573 Man, that was close. 533 00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,277 He's gay. 534 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,757 What? 535 00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:33,194 He's... 536 00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:36,589 gay. 537 00:23:36,632 --> 00:23:38,547 [♪♪♪] 538 00:23:47,817 --> 00:23:50,167 ♪ I got you Heated in the 400 ♪ 539 00:23:50,211 --> 00:23:52,387 ♪ A slow moment with a payback Sure want it ♪ 540 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,041 ♪ Ain't gonna run it Till I gain ♪ 541 00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:55,608 ♪ The feathers going with it 542 00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:57,261 ♪ Ain't gonna split it Till you ♪ 543 00:23:57,305 --> 00:23:59,046 ♪ Thinking that You gonna hit it ♪ 544 00:23:59,089 --> 00:24:01,440 ♪ But don't get it Try to kick it in again ♪ 545 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:04,268 ♪ Maybe then you trying to win Bishop blaze the track ♪ 546 00:24:04,312 --> 00:24:06,140 ♪ And I just made you Get hot again ♪ 547 00:24:06,183 --> 00:24:08,490 ♪ Ain't it amazing Noontime hotter than Cajun ♪ 548 00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:10,971 ♪ All occasions Absolute's absolutely blazing ♪ 549 00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:14,975 ♪ I feel your heat when Your body's close to mine ♪ 550 00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:16,498 ♪ When you look into my eyes 551 00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:18,500 ♪ When you look Into my eyes ♪ 552 00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:21,503 ♪ Even when you're on my mind Baby, I feel ♪ 553 00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:25,725 ♪ I feel your heat When you're lying next to me ♪ 554 00:24:25,768 --> 00:24:29,468 ♪ Baby, when I hear you speak 555 00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:33,123 ♪ Even when I feel the need And you're not around ♪ 556 00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:35,822 ♪ Temperature rising 557 00:24:35,865 --> 00:24:38,607 ♪ Girl, it's not surprising 558 00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:41,218 ♪ Really got me going 559 00:24:41,262 --> 00:24:44,221 ♪ With your sexual thing 560 00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:47,398 ♪ Emotions I am feeling 561 00:24:47,442 --> 00:24:50,314 ♪ I need your body's healing 562 00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:52,795 ♪ Touch me if you want to 563 00:24:52,839 --> 00:24:55,755 ♪ Girl You're blowing my mind ♪ 564 00:24:55,798 --> 00:24:59,541 Lee, is there something you're trying to ask me? 565 00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:01,021 ♪ ...close to mine 566 00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:03,850 ♪ When you look into my eyes 567 00:25:03,893 --> 00:25:08,419 ♪ Even when you're on my mind Baby, I feel ♪ 568 00:25:08,463 --> 00:25:12,380 ♪ I feel your heat When you're lying next to me ♪ 569 00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:15,165 ♪ Baby, when I hear you speak 570 00:25:15,209 --> 00:25:17,646 ♪ Even when I feel the need And you're not around ♪ 571 00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:18,952 Lee. 572 00:25:18,995 --> 00:25:22,172 ♪ Baby, don't you want to 573 00:25:22,216 --> 00:25:24,740 ♪ 'Cause I really want to 574 00:25:24,784 --> 00:25:29,484 Lee...are you trying to ask me something? 575 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,834 ♪ Do your thing 576 00:25:31,878 --> 00:25:33,488 [GROANS] 577 00:25:36,404 --> 00:25:37,884 Aah! 578 00:25:40,364 --> 00:25:41,583 What time is it? 579 00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:42,932 11:30. 580 00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:45,195 11:30? Why didn't you wake me up, man? 581 00:25:45,239 --> 00:25:46,457 I have to go. 582 00:25:46,501 --> 00:25:49,199 Can't be hanging around here all day. 583 00:25:49,243 --> 00:25:50,549 I got a job. 584 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:51,593 [SNIFFS] 585 00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:54,204 Lee, I know you have to go, 586 00:25:54,248 --> 00:25:56,380 but can you do me a big favor 587 00:25:56,424 --> 00:25:58,469 and come to brunch with my dad and I? 588 00:25:58,513 --> 00:26:01,777 Why would that be a favor? 589 00:26:01,821 --> 00:26:05,825 Because my sister invited Alexandria Beaumont. 590 00:26:05,868 --> 00:26:09,568 I need buffers from Alexandria Beaumont. 591 00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:12,092 ALEXANDRIA: So Lee... 592 00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:13,876 you're the one with the motorcycle. 593 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,357 Yeah. How'd you know? Y'all been talking about me? 594 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,619 MR. SAVAGE: Oh, really? 595 00:26:17,663 --> 00:26:19,229 I ride myself. 596 00:26:19,273 --> 00:26:22,232 H-Hav used to ride with me when she was a little girl. 597 00:26:22,276 --> 00:26:24,713 Nowadays, I ride a Vulcan. 598 00:26:24,757 --> 00:26:26,585 LEE: Yeah, I ride a Shadow. 599 00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:27,977 MR. SAVAGE: Good bikes. 600 00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:30,153 So, what do you do, Lee?Nothing. 601 00:26:30,197 --> 00:26:32,547 Lee is writing a book. 602 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,331 MR. SAVAGE: Oh, what kind of book? 603 00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:36,899 He doesn't want anyone to know what it's... 604 00:26:36,943 --> 00:26:38,597 about. 605 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,511 Lee, you don't sound like a New Yorker. 606 00:26:40,555 --> 00:26:41,643 Um, where'd you grow up? 607 00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:44,559 Queens. 608 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:45,778 Oh, Jamaica Estates? 609 00:26:45,821 --> 00:26:47,170 Flushing. 610 00:26:47,214 --> 00:26:48,998 [CHUCKLES] 611 00:26:49,042 --> 00:26:51,348 Oh, well, where do you live now? 612 00:26:51,392 --> 00:26:54,047 Lee has been staying at my place. 613 00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:56,353 I mean...Homeless? 614 00:26:56,397 --> 00:26:57,659 HAVILLAND: Um, with my cats. 615 00:26:59,139 --> 00:27:01,228 Um, he's homeless. 616 00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:03,534 So you stay with friends a lot? 617 00:27:03,578 --> 00:27:04,666 Yeah, or my mother. 618 00:27:04,710 --> 00:27:07,016 Oh, hey, don't worry, man. 619 00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:09,366 I mean, how old are you? What, 27, 28? 620 00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:10,498 28. 621 00:27:10,541 --> 00:27:12,805 I know you went to school. 622 00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:14,371 Yeah. English major. 623 00:27:14,415 --> 00:27:16,460 MR. SAVAGE: Then don't worry about it, man. 624 00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:18,506 Hey, when I was your age, I was broke too. 625 00:27:18,549 --> 00:27:20,508 I mean, and I had two little girls. 626 00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:22,815 I mean, the only reason I wasn't homeless 627 00:27:22,858 --> 00:27:25,469 is because my wife had a job as a legal secretary. 628 00:27:25,513 --> 00:27:28,647 24 years later, I own Savage Software. 629 00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:29,909 FELIX: Wow. 630 00:27:29,952 --> 00:27:32,955 ALEXANDRIA: Oh, Hav. Look what I have. 631 00:27:32,999 --> 00:27:35,175 I was hoping you could get Michael, you know, 632 00:27:35,218 --> 00:27:37,699 to autograph it for me before you, you know, 633 00:27:37,743 --> 00:27:39,266 go back to New York. 634 00:27:39,309 --> 00:27:42,312 Well, you might want to wait for him to do that yourself. 635 00:27:42,356 --> 00:27:45,141 Why don't you call him up? He'd probably like that. 636 00:27:45,185 --> 00:27:47,535 Hey, I understand his album is making big bucks. 637 00:27:47,578 --> 00:27:49,711 It went platinum, Daddy.Oh, boy, here we go. 638 00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:51,495 LEE: "Love 40." "Love 40." 639 00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:53,323 What's that mean? He's got 40 women? 640 00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:55,108 No, idiot, it means 641 00:27:55,151 --> 00:27:57,197 that it's a lyric from one of his songs. 642 00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,113 Come on, Lee. You haven't heard "40 Ounces of Love"? 643 00:28:00,156 --> 00:28:02,376 LEE: "40 Ounces of Love"? What is that, a joke? 644 00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:04,247 Lee, all you got to do is turn on MTV, 645 00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:05,858 'cause it runs every 10 minutes. 646 00:28:05,901 --> 00:28:07,511 He doesn't have a TV. 647 00:28:07,555 --> 00:28:09,992 You've never heard "40 Ounces of Love"? 648 00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:11,994 ♪ 40 ounces of love 649 00:28:12,038 --> 00:28:14,736 WOMEN: ♪ Ooh, so intoxicating 650 00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:17,217 ♪ 40 ounces of love, whoo 651 00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:19,393 ♪ So inebriating 652 00:28:19,436 --> 00:28:22,875 ♪ Girl, I'm getting Drunk on you ♪ 653 00:28:22,918 --> 00:28:24,528 [WOMEN LAUGH]LEIGH: Hello. 654 00:28:24,572 --> 00:28:25,704 FELIX: You see? 655 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:27,183 You're not missing anything. 656 00:28:27,227 --> 00:28:29,359 "Love 40," 657 00:28:29,403 --> 00:28:31,274 "Love Beat Down," 658 00:28:31,318 --> 00:28:33,842 "Gattin' On Love," "Crack Addict." 659 00:28:33,886 --> 00:28:36,584 What's "Crack Addict" about? 660 00:28:36,627 --> 00:28:38,717 Check the lyrics, Money. 661 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:42,372 "Crack addict. I'm a crack addict. 662 00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:46,115 "Girl, I'm addicted to your crack. 663 00:28:46,159 --> 00:28:49,205 "Don't deny me. I don't like cold turkey. 664 00:28:49,249 --> 00:28:51,730 I ain't talking about drugs." 665 00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:53,209 What? 666 00:28:53,253 --> 00:28:55,734 Excuse me, but Michael is a genius. 667 00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:58,301 Excuse me, but Michael can play 11 instruments. 668 00:28:58,345 --> 00:29:00,216 Lee, look, what you must remember 669 00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:02,044 is that he's been writing music 670 00:29:02,088 --> 00:29:03,959 since he was, what, 6 years old. 671 00:29:04,003 --> 00:29:07,223 He has. I mean, hey. You know what? 672 00:29:07,267 --> 00:29:09,704 I don't care if you guys aren't down with Michael. 673 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:12,315 But Michael is the next Marvin Gaye. 674 00:29:12,359 --> 00:29:14,274 Yeah, I'm sure 675 00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:16,450 "Gattin' On Love" is a great song. 676 00:29:16,493 --> 00:29:18,582 Platinum.LEIGH: Pow! Shazam! 677 00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:21,716 Well, I for one am glad to know 678 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,110 that it's still all good between you and Michael. 679 00:29:24,153 --> 00:29:27,766 I mean, come on. I never believe those trifling tabloids. 680 00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:30,856 I mean, him and Jada Pinkett? Yeah, right. 681 00:29:30,899 --> 00:29:33,032 Yeah, right. 682 00:29:33,075 --> 00:29:35,121 What are you talking-- Are you kidding me? 683 00:29:35,164 --> 00:29:36,470 He sent her this coat, man. 684 00:29:36,513 --> 00:29:38,254 Hey, let me see that, baby. 685 00:29:38,298 --> 00:29:40,256 Daddy, you've seen leather coats before. 686 00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:42,476 Since when did you ever give up an opportunity to show off? 687 00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:44,347 Lee.Look at this sucker, man. 688 00:29:44,391 --> 00:29:45,609 Lee.This is expensive. 689 00:29:45,653 --> 00:29:47,307 [CHUCKLES] 690 00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:49,091 Lee is bugging out. 691 00:29:49,135 --> 00:29:51,354 Bugmaster.You see? 692 00:29:51,398 --> 00:29:54,662 ♪ Bugmaster, why don't ya Bug a little faster? ♪ 693 00:29:54,705 --> 00:29:56,359 [LAUGHS]Okay. 694 00:29:56,403 --> 00:29:58,361 LEE: Now that I've totally degraded myself 695 00:29:58,405 --> 00:30:00,276 for the sake of a cheap-ass laugh, 696 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,975 I feel this is the time to depart the Savage household. 697 00:30:03,018 --> 00:30:04,759 When we finally left the restaurant, 698 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,674 Mr. Savage opened the trunk of his car, 699 00:30:06,717 --> 00:30:08,241 and Caroline accidentally petted 700 00:30:08,284 --> 00:30:09,764 the dead cat he had back there. 701 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:11,722 So now, she's somewhere soaking her hand 702 00:30:11,766 --> 00:30:13,681 in a jar of antiseptic and pickle juice. 703 00:30:13,724 --> 00:30:15,335 Hav is downstairs talking 704 00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:17,554 with a prep-school friend, Bobby Montgomery, 705 00:30:17,598 --> 00:30:19,818 who just dropped by to say, "Happy New Year," 706 00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:21,776 and I'm officially out of here. Peace. 707 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,691 [BEEPS] 708 00:30:23,734 --> 00:30:25,432 [SIGHS] 709 00:30:25,475 --> 00:30:27,390 [TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY] 710 00:30:29,784 --> 00:30:31,481 LEE: Hey, anybody down here? 711 00:30:31,525 --> 00:30:33,832 I'm leaving. 712 00:30:35,616 --> 00:30:37,009 What's happening? 713 00:30:37,052 --> 00:30:39,881 What's happening? 714 00:30:39,925 --> 00:30:41,970 What are you watching? 715 00:30:42,014 --> 00:30:44,668 Some movie. 716 00:30:44,712 --> 00:30:45,844 Lee Plenty. 717 00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:47,933 I know who you are. 718 00:30:47,976 --> 00:30:49,499 You're the bad little boy 719 00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:52,111 that Caroline tried to get with last night. 720 00:30:52,154 --> 00:30:53,460 Bobby Montgomery. 721 00:30:53,503 --> 00:30:56,202 I'm a prep school friend of Havilland's. 722 00:30:56,245 --> 00:30:58,508 What else did Havilland tell you? 723 00:30:58,552 --> 00:31:01,207 Well, she told me that you were 724 00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:04,123 charming, intelligent, 725 00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:06,473 and a pathological liar. 726 00:31:06,516 --> 00:31:08,431 She said I was intelligent? 727 00:31:08,475 --> 00:31:10,912 She thinks you're full of shit. 728 00:31:10,956 --> 00:31:13,175 What do youthink? 729 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,526 I don't know you. 730 00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:19,355 Well, what's your first impression? 731 00:31:19,399 --> 00:31:21,923 I'll let you know when you impress me. 732 00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:24,578 Damn. 733 00:31:26,058 --> 00:31:29,322 When I see that motherfucker in a suit... 734 00:31:31,019 --> 00:31:33,587 and I hear his songs and I listen to his voice, 735 00:31:33,630 --> 00:31:35,502 I just... 736 00:31:37,156 --> 00:31:38,766 [SIGHS] 737 00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:42,639 What's wrong with me? 738 00:31:42,683 --> 00:31:44,685 Am I addicted to him? 739 00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:48,994 I must be addicted to him. 740 00:31:50,604 --> 00:31:52,388 [SIGHS] 741 00:31:55,522 --> 00:31:57,872 I don't know, Hav. 742 00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:05,097 [SIGHS] 743 00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:07,360 So... 744 00:32:07,403 --> 00:32:10,232 why are Leigh and Felix fighting? 745 00:32:10,276 --> 00:32:13,061 Uh, well, I know Havilland offered Leigh a job, 746 00:32:13,105 --> 00:32:16,369 and I know Leigh hasn't made a decision yet. 747 00:32:17,674 --> 00:32:19,459 Havilland offered Leigh a job? 748 00:32:19,502 --> 00:32:20,634 In New York? 749 00:32:20,677 --> 00:32:22,375 And Felix is making mad loot 750 00:32:22,418 --> 00:32:24,116 at Savage Software here in D.C. 751 00:32:24,159 --> 00:32:25,944 You know he ain't moving. 752 00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:27,684 You got it. 753 00:32:27,728 --> 00:32:29,686 Huh. What's the job offer? 754 00:32:29,730 --> 00:32:31,775 Havilland needs a personal assistant. 755 00:32:31,819 --> 00:32:33,821 Havilland needs a personal assistant, 756 00:32:33,864 --> 00:32:36,345 so she's hiring her sister? 757 00:32:36,389 --> 00:32:38,304 What kind of shit is that? 758 00:32:38,347 --> 00:32:40,393 Hey, Lee, I know you're ready to go, 759 00:32:40,436 --> 00:32:43,048 but can you do me a favor and drive me to my grandma's? 760 00:32:43,091 --> 00:32:46,007 Sure. You didn't tell me that Leigh and Felix were fighting 761 00:32:46,051 --> 00:32:47,487 'cause of you. 762 00:32:50,577 --> 00:32:52,753 Hey, Money, they ain't fighting 'cause of me. 763 00:32:52,796 --> 00:32:54,015 I asked you if you knew 764 00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:55,974 why they were fighting, and you said no. 765 00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:59,325 And? What, like I'm supposed to discuss everything with you? 766 00:32:59,368 --> 00:33:01,501 You're a stranger in this house. 767 00:33:01,544 --> 00:33:03,894 I don't know you from a can of paint. 768 00:33:03,938 --> 00:33:05,722 Havilland, you're hiring your sister 769 00:33:05,766 --> 00:33:07,115 as your personal assistant. 770 00:33:07,159 --> 00:33:09,509 That's cold. That's like saying, "I need a maid. 771 00:33:09,552 --> 00:33:11,032 I think I'll hire my mother." 772 00:33:11,076 --> 00:33:13,034 First off, I'm offering my sister a job. 773 00:33:13,078 --> 00:33:14,340 I am doing her a favor. 774 00:33:14,383 --> 00:33:15,994 She'll make more money working for me 775 00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:17,996 than she will working for anybody in D.C. 776 00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:19,475 [JET ENGINE REVVING] 777 00:33:19,519 --> 00:33:21,347 Secondly, this is between me and my sister. 778 00:33:21,390 --> 00:33:23,784 So while you're in my face in my mother's house, 779 00:33:23,827 --> 00:33:25,481 you better take your thread-barren, 780 00:33:25,525 --> 00:33:27,396 fake-book writing, motherfucking 781 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,095 piss-colored ass out of my goddamn house! 782 00:33:30,138 --> 00:33:31,531 [JET ENGINE STOPS] 783 00:33:31,574 --> 00:33:33,663 Well, I seem to be in the middle 784 00:33:33,707 --> 00:33:36,057 of a little bit of a lovers' spat, so-- 785 00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:39,060 Excuse me, Miss Thing, but I've got a man. 786 00:33:39,104 --> 00:33:41,019 Whatever, Havilland. 787 00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:43,543 Bye, bad boy. 788 00:33:46,894 --> 00:33:48,504 Bye, Havilland. 789 00:33:51,246 --> 00:33:52,813 [SIGHS] 790 00:33:52,856 --> 00:33:56,077 Look, I'm just trying to offer my sister a job. 791 00:33:56,121 --> 00:33:57,426 [DOOR CLOSES] 792 00:33:57,470 --> 00:33:59,689 I mean, I'm not doing anything wrong. 793 00:33:59,733 --> 00:34:02,257 Why are you questioning me?Hey, fine, Iceberg Slim. 794 00:34:02,301 --> 00:34:04,172 You don't see nothing wrong with what you're doing. 795 00:34:04,216 --> 00:34:05,869 If he gets pissed, fuck him. 796 00:34:05,913 --> 00:34:07,436 Ain't that right, Nurse Ratchet? 797 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,351 Wait a minute. Who do you think you are 798 00:34:09,395 --> 00:34:11,092 that you can talk to me like that? 799 00:34:11,136 --> 00:34:13,442 Who you think you are that I can't? 800 00:34:15,662 --> 00:34:17,577 [♪♪♪] 801 00:34:47,389 --> 00:34:49,217 [SMOOCHES, BLOWS] 802 00:35:14,677 --> 00:35:16,201 [TOILET FLUSHES] 803 00:35:17,941 --> 00:35:19,769 [WATER BUBBLING] 804 00:35:19,813 --> 00:35:21,728 [RATTLING] 805 00:35:25,427 --> 00:35:27,386 [TOILET EXPLODES] 806 00:35:27,429 --> 00:35:29,518 [WATER RUSHING] 807 00:35:31,216 --> 00:35:33,131 [SOGGY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 808 00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:42,140 Man, I'm so glad I didn't kiss that twit. 809 00:35:42,183 --> 00:35:44,098 [♪♪♪] 810 00:35:48,276 --> 00:35:50,191 Come on in. Come on in. 811 00:35:50,235 --> 00:35:51,584 Mwah! 812 00:35:51,627 --> 00:35:53,716 Happy New Year, sweetheart!Happy New Year! 813 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,676 Happy New Year! Hello, Mrs. Moore. 814 00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,982 It's so good to see you. 815 00:35:59,026 --> 00:36:01,246 Grandma, you remember Caroline, right? 816 00:36:01,289 --> 00:36:03,248 Oh, and this is Lee Plenty. 817 00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:05,467 Ooh. Mwah! 818 00:36:05,511 --> 00:36:06,903 [LAUGHS] 819 00:36:06,947 --> 00:36:08,949 Grandma. 820 00:36:08,992 --> 00:36:10,342 Come in. 821 00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:13,649 I am so glad you brought Lee over here today. 822 00:36:13,693 --> 00:36:15,477 It is good luck 823 00:36:15,521 --> 00:36:17,958 to kiss the first man you see on New Year's Day. 824 00:36:18,001 --> 00:36:19,873 You know that, don't you? 825 00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:23,006 I thought I had to be the first one to step over the threshold. 826 00:36:23,050 --> 00:36:24,312 Whatever. 827 00:36:24,356 --> 00:36:26,184 HAVILLAND: Sorry we're late, Grandma. 828 00:36:26,227 --> 00:36:28,403 But we just spent the last two hours 829 00:36:28,447 --> 00:36:30,362 cleaning the bathroom. 830 00:36:30,405 --> 00:36:31,972 The toilet exploded. 831 00:36:32,015 --> 00:36:33,191 Oh? 832 00:36:33,234 --> 00:36:35,497 Mademoiselle, I said I was sorry. 833 00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:37,107 What else do you want me to say? 834 00:36:37,151 --> 00:36:39,588 Caroline, you knew the toilet was broken. 835 00:36:39,632 --> 00:36:42,374 And you knew my father's cat was dead. 836 00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:45,203 So my question to you is, what were you thinking? 837 00:36:45,246 --> 00:36:47,030 Mon cherie, I already told you 838 00:36:47,074 --> 00:36:49,337 I forgot to take my medication--You know what? 839 00:36:49,381 --> 00:36:52,645 We're not even gonna go into that discussion right now 840 00:36:52,688 --> 00:36:54,299 because we're at my grandmother's. 841 00:36:54,342 --> 00:36:55,996 [EXCLAIMING] 842 00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:58,607 [SIGHS] 843 00:36:58,651 --> 00:37:00,870 So Lee... 844 00:37:00,914 --> 00:37:02,568 what's your book about? 845 00:37:02,611 --> 00:37:04,831 Lee doesn't talk about his book, Grandma. 846 00:37:04,874 --> 00:37:06,136 He says he's writ--I'm-- 847 00:37:06,180 --> 00:37:08,051 I'm re-- I'm rewriting it.He's writ-- 848 00:37:08,095 --> 00:37:09,749 He's writing a love story. 849 00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:12,447 It's-- I'm at a block right now, so I'm rewriting it. 850 00:37:12,491 --> 00:37:16,234 Ooh! I lovelove stories. 851 00:37:16,277 --> 00:37:19,889 But it's nothing like that, uh-- What is that? 852 00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:22,370 You know, the one with the fool 853 00:37:22,414 --> 00:37:24,677 and the girl in the boat?A fool, a boat? 854 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:27,157 I don't know what the hell you're talking about. 855 00:37:27,201 --> 00:37:28,463 Excuse me? 856 00:37:28,507 --> 00:37:30,639 Oh, you know the one I'm talking about. 857 00:37:30,683 --> 00:37:32,859 The brother's a drug addict. 858 00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:36,210 And he shoots the father. And everybody cries at the end. 859 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:38,734 Oh. Wait. Come on. 860 00:37:38,778 --> 00:37:40,301 This is a book, right, Grandma? 861 00:37:40,345 --> 00:37:42,347 No, no, no, the movie. It's a movie! 862 00:37:42,390 --> 00:37:44,087 You know the one I'm talking about. 863 00:37:44,131 --> 00:37:45,654 Oh, uh, Jason's Lyric? 864 00:37:45,698 --> 00:37:48,266 Yeah, that's the one. Is it anything like that? 865 00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:49,615 No. 866 00:37:49,658 --> 00:37:51,269 Good. 867 00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:54,184 So when is it coming out? 868 00:37:54,228 --> 00:37:56,970 Well, uh, I've been talking to a couple of publishers, 869 00:37:57,013 --> 00:37:59,015 including the one that Hav works at, 870 00:37:59,059 --> 00:38:02,758 so it'll probably be like about six months. 871 00:38:02,802 --> 00:38:04,369 Uh, say about, like, June. 872 00:38:04,412 --> 00:38:06,327 Be looking for that joint on the stands. 873 00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:08,068 Yeah, right.Ooh, I'm excited. 874 00:38:08,111 --> 00:38:10,244 Oh, you know what? One day you're gonna be 875 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,811 a big, muckety-muck writer. 876 00:38:11,854 --> 00:38:14,335 And I can say, tell everybody, 877 00:38:14,379 --> 00:38:18,339 that Lee Plenty sat in my living room. 878 00:38:18,383 --> 00:38:21,560 I'm broke sitting up in your living room. 879 00:38:21,603 --> 00:38:25,781 Well, you don't look broke. You look happy. 880 00:38:25,825 --> 00:38:28,436 Most broke folk don't look happy. 881 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,959 Who's this? 882 00:38:30,003 --> 00:38:32,788 That's Havilland's grandfather. 883 00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:34,137 He died eight years ago. 884 00:38:34,181 --> 00:38:35,313 Good-looking brother. 885 00:38:35,356 --> 00:38:38,272 Yes, he is.[TIMER DINGS] 886 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,709 Well, y'all make yourselves comfortable 887 00:38:40,753 --> 00:38:43,321 and I'm gonna get in here and see about this dinner. 888 00:38:44,670 --> 00:38:47,194 Havilland. Havilland. 889 00:38:47,237 --> 00:38:49,588 Come help. 890 00:38:49,631 --> 00:38:52,286 [♪♪♪] 891 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,157 What's this? 892 00:38:54,201 --> 00:38:55,594 That's you. 893 00:38:55,637 --> 00:38:58,292 Why is my nose a foot long? 894 00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,989 Because you're a liar. 895 00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:02,209 Why is my groin inflamed? 896 00:39:02,252 --> 00:39:03,993 'Cause your pants are on fire. 897 00:39:04,037 --> 00:39:05,952 [LAUGHING] 898 00:39:10,304 --> 00:39:12,915 So is Lee your new suitor? 899 00:39:12,959 --> 00:39:15,527 I like the cut of his jib. 900 00:39:15,570 --> 00:39:18,617 No, Grandma. Lee and I are just friends. 901 00:39:18,660 --> 00:39:20,140 You're gonna marry him. 902 00:39:20,183 --> 00:39:21,620 What? 903 00:39:21,663 --> 00:39:23,056 You heard me. 904 00:39:24,274 --> 00:39:26,799 No. You don't know Lee. 905 00:39:26,842 --> 00:39:29,976 You can never even get a straight answer out of him. 906 00:39:30,019 --> 00:39:31,456 You're going to marry him. 907 00:39:31,499 --> 00:39:33,632 And live in poverty for the rest of my life? 908 00:39:33,675 --> 00:39:34,850 I don't think so. 909 00:39:34,894 --> 00:39:36,983 You're going to marry him. 910 00:39:37,026 --> 00:39:38,419 Grandma-- 911 00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:39,899 Havilland. 912 00:39:39,942 --> 00:39:42,902 Just listen for once. 913 00:39:45,339 --> 00:39:48,081 What did I tell your sister five years ago, 914 00:39:48,124 --> 00:39:50,736 when she walked in here with Felix for the first time? 915 00:39:50,779 --> 00:39:54,914 And what did I tell your mother 35 years ago, 916 00:39:54,957 --> 00:39:57,482 when your father came to my back stoop 917 00:39:57,525 --> 00:40:00,049 delivering groceries? 918 00:40:00,093 --> 00:40:02,878 Grandma, Mom and Dad got divorced when I was 13. 919 00:40:02,922 --> 00:40:06,273 I can't tell you kids what to do once you do it. 920 00:40:06,316 --> 00:40:09,058 All I know is what I see 921 00:40:09,102 --> 00:40:11,496 when I see two people together. 922 00:40:11,539 --> 00:40:15,848 And, Havilland, I have met your husband. 923 00:40:15,891 --> 00:40:18,764 He's out there sitting in my living room. 924 00:40:18,807 --> 00:40:22,768 Now, you can either do things the hard way or the easy way. 925 00:40:22,811 --> 00:40:24,639 It's up to you. 926 00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:26,728 It's your life. 927 00:40:31,777 --> 00:40:34,257 What's for dinner? 928 00:40:34,301 --> 00:40:35,824 [DOG BARKING] 929 00:40:35,868 --> 00:40:37,435 [FOOTSTEPS CLACKING] 930 00:40:37,478 --> 00:40:39,306 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 931 00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:40,916 Nancy, Sluggo. 932 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,091 Hi. 933 00:40:42,135 --> 00:40:43,266 Elvira. 934 00:40:43,310 --> 00:40:44,572 Grandma made you a plate. 935 00:40:44,616 --> 00:40:46,356 Ooh, thanks. Thanks a lot. 936 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,967 Yeah. It's okay. 937 00:40:48,010 --> 00:40:49,795 Hav, can I talk to you for a moment? 938 00:40:49,838 --> 00:40:51,492 Can you wait like a half-hour? 939 00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:53,581 I have some work that I need to finish. 940 00:40:53,625 --> 00:40:55,453 I can't forget. It's important. 941 00:40:55,496 --> 00:40:57,106 Yeah, sure.Great. 942 00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:59,065 Are you staying? 943 00:41:00,327 --> 00:41:02,503 Qu'est ce qui se passe? 944 00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:05,245 What the hell's that mean? 945 00:41:05,288 --> 00:41:08,161 Well, nothing going on here. 946 00:41:09,684 --> 00:41:11,294 [LAUGHS] 947 00:41:11,338 --> 00:41:14,080 She's a work of art.I'll talk with you. 948 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:18,388 Let me, uh, take my hat and coat off 949 00:41:18,432 --> 00:41:21,174 and slip into something more comfortable, and... 950 00:41:21,217 --> 00:41:23,089 I'll be right back. 951 00:41:23,132 --> 00:41:25,439 You do that. 952 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:28,268 LEE: Every time I try to leave, something keeps happening. 953 00:41:28,311 --> 00:41:30,792 Leigh's downstairs, fooling around with her camera, 954 00:41:30,836 --> 00:41:32,359 Hav is working on her computer, 955 00:41:32,402 --> 00:41:34,100 and I don't know where Caroline is. 956 00:41:34,143 --> 00:41:36,711 Now's a good time for me to get the hell out of here. 957 00:41:36,755 --> 00:41:38,757 [INTERCOM BUZZES, CHIMES]LEIGH: Lee? 958 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,542 I know why you're fighting with Felix. 959 00:41:41,586 --> 00:41:43,631 I know you're in love with my sister. 960 00:41:43,675 --> 00:41:45,981 Ee. Uh.[SINK STOPPER CLANGS] 961 00:41:46,025 --> 00:41:48,331 Uh, and how do you know that? 962 00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:51,334 Well, I know you two were in a class together in college, 963 00:41:51,378 --> 00:41:53,946 and I know she kept finding unsigned valentines 964 00:41:53,989 --> 00:41:56,122 in her book from a secret admirer. 965 00:41:56,165 --> 00:41:58,211 And I know that a year and a half 966 00:41:58,254 --> 00:42:00,126 after you guys had graduated, 967 00:42:00,169 --> 00:42:02,781 you bumped into her on the street, 968 00:42:02,824 --> 00:42:04,739 came up to her and said, 969 00:42:04,783 --> 00:42:06,959 "I was the one sending you those valentines." 970 00:42:07,002 --> 00:42:09,657 She said, "Oh, really? I always wondered who that was." 971 00:42:09,701 --> 00:42:11,529 And then y'all went on a date. 972 00:42:11,572 --> 00:42:14,053 Wasn't a date. It was just lunch. 973 00:42:15,489 --> 00:42:17,535 So you have no interest in Hav? 974 00:42:18,492 --> 00:42:20,494 Nope. 975 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:23,453 Then why are you washing your hands with cheese? 976 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:30,460 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 977 00:42:30,504 --> 00:42:32,811 HAVILLAND: Lee? I know you have to leave tonight, 978 00:42:32,854 --> 00:42:35,553 but can you do me a favor and look at my stereo? 979 00:42:35,596 --> 00:42:37,119 [DOOR OPENS] 980 00:42:37,163 --> 00:42:39,513 Lee? 981 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:41,384 [DOOR CLOSES] 982 00:42:41,428 --> 00:42:43,343 [♪♪♪] 983 00:42:57,009 --> 00:42:59,141 [LEATHER SQUEAKS] 984 00:43:05,104 --> 00:43:06,671 [BLOWS] 985 00:43:11,632 --> 00:43:13,547 [HEART BEATING] 986 00:43:25,733 --> 00:43:27,648 [HEART BEATING CONTINUES] 987 00:44:03,684 --> 00:44:04,946 [BUBBLING] 988 00:44:04,990 --> 00:44:06,687 I don't know. I mean, I love Felix, 989 00:44:06,731 --> 00:44:09,472 but something's missing. 990 00:44:09,516 --> 00:44:11,736 You know, I mean... 991 00:44:11,779 --> 00:44:14,477 I wake up, he goes to work. 992 00:44:14,521 --> 00:44:16,349 I clean the house, I watch TV, 993 00:44:16,392 --> 00:44:18,699 but I've just been feeling so... 994 00:44:18,743 --> 00:44:21,180 Disenfranchised. 995 00:44:21,223 --> 00:44:23,356 Yeah. 996 00:44:23,399 --> 00:44:25,097 Yeah, it's like... 997 00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:27,752 It's like I don't-- I don't belong anywhere, you know? 998 00:44:27,795 --> 00:44:29,405 I mean, Felix thinks 999 00:44:29,449 --> 00:44:31,364 if I-- if I get a job at my dad's place, 1000 00:44:31,407 --> 00:44:33,540 then it'll all be better, but that's not it. 1001 00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:35,020 I mean, that job's not me. 1002 00:44:35,063 --> 00:44:36,151 [SLURPING] 1003 00:44:36,195 --> 00:44:37,718 He doesn't un-- 1004 00:44:37,762 --> 00:44:39,285 Doesn't understand that. 1005 00:44:39,328 --> 00:44:41,461 Havilland doesn't understand, either. 1006 00:44:41,504 --> 00:44:43,158 [SIGHS] 1007 00:44:43,202 --> 00:44:44,899 Huh. Ah, fuck Havilland. 1008 00:44:44,943 --> 00:44:47,336 You know, everybody goes to Havilland for advice, 1009 00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:49,687 which is really ironic when you think about it, 1010 00:44:49,730 --> 00:44:52,211 'cause she's the most screwed up in the head out of all of you. 1011 00:44:52,254 --> 00:44:53,734 [SNIFFLES] 1012 00:44:53,778 --> 00:44:55,693 [♪♪♪] 1013 00:45:37,691 --> 00:45:39,432 [BEEPS] 1014 00:45:41,173 --> 00:45:44,393 "Enter password." 1015 00:45:46,439 --> 00:45:48,876 L-E-E. 1016 00:45:52,619 --> 00:45:55,404 "Incorrect password." 1017 00:45:57,450 --> 00:46:01,802 H-A-V-I-L-L-A-N-D. 1018 00:46:01,846 --> 00:46:04,196 Enter. 1019 00:46:06,459 --> 00:46:08,853 "Correct password." 1020 00:46:16,425 --> 00:46:18,819 Well, it sounds like to me like you didn't have 1021 00:46:18,863 --> 00:46:20,821 a sense of purpose when you graduated. 1022 00:46:20,865 --> 00:46:23,563 And when you married your high-school sweetheart 1023 00:46:23,606 --> 00:46:25,870 thinking that would help and it didn't, 1024 00:46:25,913 --> 00:46:27,785 you felt even more lost. 1025 00:46:27,828 --> 00:46:29,525 Yeah. [HEART BEATING] 1026 00:46:29,569 --> 00:46:32,311 You know. You know what I'm talking about. 1027 00:46:32,354 --> 00:46:34,835 Yeah, well, we're kind of in the same boat. 1028 00:46:34,879 --> 00:46:36,924 I mean, uh... 1029 00:46:36,968 --> 00:46:39,274 I don't have a sense of accomplishment, either. 1030 00:46:39,318 --> 00:46:40,798 I mean, I'm writing this book, 1031 00:46:40,841 --> 00:46:42,930 but who knows what's gonna happen with that. 1032 00:46:42,974 --> 00:46:44,497 Not a day goes by 1033 00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:47,543 where I don't wake up riddled with self-doubt. 1034 00:46:47,587 --> 00:46:49,632 It's like-- It's like I'm having 1035 00:46:49,676 --> 00:46:51,330 an identity crisis or something. 1036 00:46:51,373 --> 00:46:52,984 I mean, since graduation, 1037 00:46:53,027 --> 00:46:55,813 I've been wondering what's wrong with me, 1038 00:46:55,856 --> 00:46:58,554 and in half an hour, you've figured it out. 1039 00:46:58,598 --> 00:47:01,601 You know what I'm talking about. 1040 00:47:01,644 --> 00:47:04,299 Lee, you've-- You've cured me. 1041 00:47:10,653 --> 00:47:14,614 Well, uh, I didn't really do anything. 1042 00:47:14,657 --> 00:47:17,356 Everybody looks for that sense of purpose in life 1043 00:47:17,399 --> 00:47:18,661 that gives you dignity. 1044 00:47:20,359 --> 00:47:22,883 I believe Nietzsche put it best when he said, 1045 00:47:22,927 --> 00:47:24,667 "The formula of my happiness: 1046 00:47:24,711 --> 00:47:29,150 a yes, a no, a straight line, a goal." 1047 00:47:29,194 --> 00:47:31,849 Of course, Nietzsche later died in an insane asylum, 1048 00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:33,894 so maybe that's not such a good idea. 1049 00:47:33,938 --> 00:47:35,635 I know three things. 1050 00:47:35,678 --> 00:47:37,811 First, that you're gonna be very big. 1051 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:40,379 Everyone's gonna know your name. 1052 00:47:40,422 --> 00:47:43,904 Second, I'm gonna move to New York and take that job, 1053 00:47:43,948 --> 00:47:46,907 And third... 1054 00:47:46,951 --> 00:47:48,430 Come here, Lee. 1055 00:47:48,474 --> 00:47:50,389 [♪♪♪] 1056 00:47:53,914 --> 00:47:56,612 Whoa, Leigh. I'm not kissing you. 1057 00:47:56,656 --> 00:47:58,266 Just come here. 1058 00:47:58,310 --> 00:47:59,615 Leigh, I'm not kissing you. 1059 00:47:59,659 --> 00:48:01,443 Lee.[GLASS SHATTERS] 1060 00:48:01,487 --> 00:48:03,445 Just come here. 1061 00:48:03,489 --> 00:48:04,925 That's not a good idea. 1062 00:48:04,969 --> 00:48:06,927 Just one.Think about what you're doing. 1063 00:48:06,971 --> 00:48:08,015 I am thinking about it. 1064 00:48:08,059 --> 00:48:09,538 Leigh, you're a married woman. 1065 00:48:09,582 --> 00:48:10,844 I know, so just once. 1066 00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:12,672 Leigh, use your head.Lee, just once. 1067 00:48:12,715 --> 00:48:13,934 No one's gonna find out. 1068 00:48:13,978 --> 00:48:15,849 It's not like we're gonna tell anyone. 1069 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:17,372 Leigh, get a grip on yourself. 1070 00:48:17,416 --> 00:48:19,200 Just once. If I don't do this, 1071 00:48:19,244 --> 00:48:21,899 I'm-I'm gonna obsess over you, and I'm never 1072 00:48:21,942 --> 00:48:23,335 gonna be able to get you out of my head. 1073 00:48:23,378 --> 00:48:24,423 Just one kiss. 1074 00:48:24,466 --> 00:48:25,728 Sure. Havilland! 1075 00:48:25,772 --> 00:48:27,339 Lee! 1076 00:48:27,382 --> 00:48:28,601 [SHOES SQUEAK] 1077 00:48:28,644 --> 00:48:30,516 Lee, just once. Just one kiss. 1078 00:48:30,559 --> 00:48:31,821 Come on. 1079 00:48:31,865 --> 00:48:33,911 Just one, I'll leave you alone, I promise. 1080 00:48:33,954 --> 00:48:35,390 What the hell's wrong with you? 1081 00:48:39,481 --> 00:48:41,919 [VIOLIN STRING SCREECHES] 1082 00:48:41,962 --> 00:48:43,224 Oh, God. 1083 00:48:47,794 --> 00:48:49,143 Oh, shit. 1084 00:48:49,187 --> 00:48:52,190 Caroline, it's not what you think. 1085 00:48:52,233 --> 00:48:53,756 Caroline! 1086 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,411 [SIGHS] 1087 00:48:56,455 --> 00:48:59,762 And remember, folks, as outlandish as this all seems, 1088 00:48:59,806 --> 00:49:02,200 this is a true story. 1089 00:49:04,854 --> 00:49:06,247 [DOOR OPENS] 1090 00:49:08,293 --> 00:49:09,990 Hav. 1091 00:49:10,034 --> 00:49:11,513 Lee. 1092 00:49:11,557 --> 00:49:13,515 Come here. I want to ask you something. 1093 00:49:13,559 --> 00:49:15,343 Hav, you're not gonna believe this, 1094 00:49:15,387 --> 00:49:18,346 but your sister just tried to kiss me. 1095 00:49:18,390 --> 00:49:20,000 Really? 1096 00:49:20,044 --> 00:49:22,089 Downstairs in the kitchen, we were just-- 1097 00:49:22,133 --> 00:49:23,264 [LEE GROANS] 1098 00:49:28,617 --> 00:49:30,141 [SIGHS] 1099 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,189 Hey. 1100 00:49:35,233 --> 00:49:37,148 Hi. 1101 00:49:37,191 --> 00:49:39,802 Look, um... 1102 00:49:39,846 --> 00:49:43,545 I know I said I wasn't going to bother you, but... 1103 00:49:43,589 --> 00:49:46,287 I missed you. 1104 00:49:46,331 --> 00:49:49,029 Felix, I, um... 1105 00:49:49,073 --> 00:49:51,858 I have to tell you something. 1106 00:49:51,901 --> 00:49:54,339 Easy, easy. 1107 00:49:54,382 --> 00:49:56,036 If you get up too fast, 1108 00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,604 you'll feel like 5 pounds of shit in a 3-pound bag. 1109 00:49:58,647 --> 00:50:01,259 Whoa, hey. You ain't doing nothing. 1110 00:50:01,302 --> 00:50:03,783 I've been kissed harder by weaker girls than you. 1111 00:50:03,826 --> 00:50:05,915 Oh, you talk the talk... 1112 00:50:05,959 --> 00:50:07,700 BOTH: But do you walk the walk? 1113 00:50:07,743 --> 00:50:11,312 Excusez, I'm sorry to interrupt your little private talk here, 1114 00:50:11,356 --> 00:50:13,227 but could someone drive me home? 1115 00:50:13,271 --> 00:50:16,187 Uh, sure.Uh, sure. 1116 00:50:18,667 --> 00:50:21,148 Felix! 1117 00:50:21,192 --> 00:50:22,715 Felix.Felix. 1118 00:50:22,758 --> 00:50:26,240 How you doing, Mr. Bugmaster? 1119 00:50:26,284 --> 00:50:28,460 Damn. 1120 00:50:30,288 --> 00:50:31,637 Ooh. 1121 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:33,769 LEIGH: Felix! Felix, he didn't do anything. 1122 00:50:33,813 --> 00:50:35,684 [THUDS]LEIGH: Felix. 1123 00:50:35,728 --> 00:50:38,209 Felix, he didn't do anything. 1124 00:50:39,862 --> 00:50:42,256 I tried to kiss him. Lee refused me. 1125 00:50:44,563 --> 00:50:46,260 He didn't kiss her. 1126 00:50:47,870 --> 00:50:49,437 Mm-mm. 1127 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:52,440 [SIGHS] 1128 00:51:01,362 --> 00:51:02,537 Havilland... 1129 00:51:02,581 --> 00:51:03,886 Don't talk to me. 1130 00:51:03,930 --> 00:51:05,453 Don't you even speak to me. 1131 00:51:05,497 --> 00:51:06,933 You have fucked up 1132 00:51:06,976 --> 00:51:09,501 in such a big way, you don't even know. 1133 00:51:09,544 --> 00:51:11,546 I trusted you and you fucked me? 1134 00:51:11,590 --> 00:51:13,679 I just went through this shit with Michael, 1135 00:51:13,722 --> 00:51:15,028 and I have no intentions 1136 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:17,074 of going through this shit with you. 1137 00:51:18,771 --> 00:51:20,338 Yeah! 1138 00:51:26,387 --> 00:51:28,215 [SIGHS] 1139 00:51:28,259 --> 00:51:30,435 What the hell did that mean? 1140 00:51:35,875 --> 00:51:38,573 [♪♪♪] 1141 00:51:38,617 --> 00:51:41,141 [SIGHS] I'm going home. 1142 00:51:41,185 --> 00:51:42,708 ♪ You give me 1143 00:51:42,751 --> 00:51:46,755 ♪ All this love That I've been missing ♪ 1144 00:51:46,799 --> 00:51:48,017 Do you love him? 1145 00:51:49,671 --> 00:51:52,326 ♪ Show the feelings I wanna hide ♪ 1146 00:51:52,370 --> 00:51:55,199 Does he love you? 1147 00:51:55,242 --> 00:52:00,856 ♪ Nothing compares To the love you're giving ♪ 1148 00:52:00,900 --> 00:52:03,468 Have you given Havilland an answer 1149 00:52:03,511 --> 00:52:06,079 on her job offer? 1150 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:07,776 I think I'm gonna take it. 1151 00:52:07,820 --> 00:52:10,736 ♪ What is this feeling about? 1152 00:52:10,779 --> 00:52:14,392 ♪ Oh, yes, this feeling I've been feeling ♪ 1153 00:52:14,435 --> 00:52:17,221 I'm going home. You coming with me? 1154 00:52:17,264 --> 00:52:19,048 ♪ Whenever I'm thinking About you ♪ 1155 00:52:19,092 --> 00:52:21,790 Hmm?I'm gonna stay here tonight. 1156 00:52:21,834 --> 00:52:24,141 ♪ Tell me what do I do 1157 00:52:24,184 --> 00:52:28,275 ♪ When I got a love That I'm supposed to love ♪ 1158 00:52:28,319 --> 00:52:30,799 ♪ You're giving me 1159 00:52:30,843 --> 00:52:34,238 ♪ What I've been missing At home ♪ 1160 00:52:34,281 --> 00:52:35,804 ♪ You give me 1161 00:52:35,848 --> 00:52:40,374 ♪ All this love That I've been missing ♪ 1162 00:52:40,418 --> 00:52:41,984 Leigh... 1163 00:52:42,028 --> 00:52:44,378 ♪ Show the feelings I wanna hide ♪ 1164 00:52:44,422 --> 00:52:45,684 I'm confused here, okay? 1165 00:52:45,727 --> 00:52:47,642 And I'm really not sure what's going on, 1166 00:52:47,686 --> 00:52:49,731 but I-I feel like I'm losing my wife... 1167 00:52:49,775 --> 00:52:52,081 ♪ Nothing compares To the love you're giving ♪ 1168 00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:53,387 And I don't know why. 1169 00:52:53,431 --> 00:52:55,215 ♪ You give me 1170 00:52:55,259 --> 00:52:59,915 ♪ What I've been missing At home ♪ 1171 00:52:59,959 --> 00:53:02,004 Babe, I love you. Don't you know that? 1172 00:53:02,048 --> 00:53:04,181 ♪ I should be satisfied 1173 00:53:04,224 --> 00:53:08,663 ♪ With the love That I already have ♪ 1174 00:53:08,707 --> 00:53:10,274 ♪ Content about 1175 00:53:10,317 --> 00:53:14,626 ♪ About the things That he does ♪ 1176 00:53:14,669 --> 00:53:16,976 ♪ But I need so much more 1177 00:53:17,019 --> 00:53:20,980 ♪ So much more Than he can offer ♪ 1178 00:53:21,023 --> 00:53:22,764 ♪ So much more 1179 00:53:22,808 --> 00:53:25,202 [SIGHS] Is Caroline a twit? 1180 00:53:25,245 --> 00:53:26,812 All the time she's been 1181 00:53:26,855 --> 00:53:29,206 sitting in the back seat, and then you ask that? 1182 00:53:29,249 --> 00:53:31,251 Why didn't you say that when she was here? 1183 00:53:31,295 --> 00:53:33,079 Why does it seem like all my friends 1184 00:53:33,122 --> 00:53:34,907 are radically codependent? 1185 00:53:34,950 --> 00:53:39,868 Do I...purposely pick needy friends? 1186 00:53:39,912 --> 00:53:41,522 LEE: Yeah. 1187 00:53:41,566 --> 00:53:43,959 Why didn't you kiss Caroline? 1188 00:53:44,003 --> 00:53:46,353 ♪ To the love you're giving 1189 00:53:46,397 --> 00:53:47,572 [SIGHS] 1190 00:53:47,615 --> 00:53:49,574 She was drunk. She was buzzed. 1191 00:53:49,617 --> 00:53:51,315 That didn't attract me. 1192 00:53:51,358 --> 00:53:52,490 I guess. 1193 00:53:52,533 --> 00:53:55,319 But you were attracted to my sister. 1194 00:53:55,362 --> 00:53:57,625 ♪ You give me so much joy 1195 00:53:57,669 --> 00:54:00,237 Yes, I was. 1196 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,239 So why didn't you kiss her? 1197 00:54:02,282 --> 00:54:04,066 [INHALES DEEPLY] 1198 00:54:04,110 --> 00:54:06,068 Well, Hav, there's a time and a place 1199 00:54:06,112 --> 00:54:07,809 for everything, I believe, and... 1200 00:54:07,853 --> 00:54:09,289 [CLEARS THROAT] 1201 00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:12,249 ...it wasn't our time and it wasn't our place. 1202 00:54:12,292 --> 00:54:13,946 Simple as that. 1203 00:54:13,989 --> 00:54:16,601 ♪ The love That you've been giving ♪ 1204 00:54:16,644 --> 00:54:22,389 ♪ You're what I've been missing At home ♪ 1205 00:54:22,433 --> 00:54:24,348 [♪♪♪] 1206 00:55:32,851 --> 00:55:34,461 I'm not tired. 1207 00:55:34,505 --> 00:55:36,985 Do you want to come and talk? 1208 00:55:37,029 --> 00:55:39,336 Come in my room. 1209 00:55:42,034 --> 00:55:44,079 [SIGHS] 1210 00:55:44,123 --> 00:55:46,125 Oh, boy. 1211 00:55:47,953 --> 00:55:49,563 I know what you're thinking. 1212 00:55:49,607 --> 00:55:51,391 You looked at her, then you looked at me, 1213 00:55:51,435 --> 00:55:55,177 and automatically you said to yourself, "bone scene." 1214 00:55:57,441 --> 00:55:58,790 It's not gonna happen. 1215 00:55:58,833 --> 00:56:01,445 I have which is called... 1216 00:56:01,488 --> 00:56:06,232 willpower, restraint, self-control. 1217 00:56:06,275 --> 00:56:07,886 That's why the very next scene 1218 00:56:07,929 --> 00:56:09,496 is gonna be of me getting in bed, 1219 00:56:09,540 --> 00:56:12,847 pulling the covers up, and getting some shut-eye. 1220 00:56:16,764 --> 00:56:18,549 Any time now. 1221 00:56:19,941 --> 00:56:21,856 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 1222 00:56:25,033 --> 00:56:27,340 Come in. Hey. Come and sit. 1223 00:56:38,264 --> 00:56:40,309 Where's your mother, Hav? 1224 00:56:40,353 --> 00:56:41,920 Probably at her fiancé's. 1225 00:56:41,963 --> 00:56:43,182 [METAL CLANGS] 1226 00:56:43,225 --> 00:56:45,097 [LAUGHS][THUDS] 1227 00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:46,838 Ow. 1228 00:56:46,881 --> 00:56:49,144 [LAUGHING] 1229 00:56:49,188 --> 00:56:51,930 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 1230 00:56:51,973 --> 00:56:54,062 Ouch. 1231 00:56:55,977 --> 00:56:58,110 That happens to me all the time. 1232 00:56:58,153 --> 00:57:00,634 Oh, my God. Don't bleed on the carpet. 1233 00:57:00,678 --> 00:57:03,245 Don't bleed on the carpet. 1234 00:57:07,511 --> 00:57:09,164 [SIGHS] 1235 00:57:09,208 --> 00:57:12,690 Thought I was fucking around, didn't you? 1236 00:57:12,733 --> 00:57:15,257 [SNIFFLES] 1237 00:57:15,301 --> 00:57:18,217 [KNOCK IN "SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT" RHYTHM] 1238 00:57:18,260 --> 00:57:20,262 [DOOR OPENS] 1239 00:57:24,832 --> 00:57:27,182 HAVILLAND: I wasn't done talking yet. 1240 00:57:29,141 --> 00:57:30,403 You asleep? 1241 00:57:31,535 --> 00:57:34,320 If you're tired, come in my room. 1242 00:57:34,363 --> 00:57:36,931 This bed's uncomfortable. 1243 00:57:39,107 --> 00:57:41,022 [FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING] 1244 00:57:43,982 --> 00:57:45,897 [HEART BEATING] 1245 00:57:49,335 --> 00:57:51,206 So your head must be pretty swollen 1246 00:57:51,250 --> 00:57:53,470 now that two girls made googly eyes at you 1247 00:57:53,513 --> 00:57:56,908 and two girls tried to kiss you in one weekend. 1248 00:57:56,951 --> 00:57:59,954 Did-- Didn't have anything to do with me. 1249 00:57:59,998 --> 00:58:03,001 Bobby and Alexandria probably make goo-goo eyes at everybody 1250 00:58:03,044 --> 00:58:05,438 'cause they know they're unavailable. 1251 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:07,571 Caroline was just feeling the Champagne, 1252 00:58:07,614 --> 00:58:10,399 and Leigh was just angry at her husband. 1253 00:58:10,443 --> 00:58:12,967 So it actually had absolutely nothing to do with me, 1254 00:58:13,011 --> 00:58:14,360 really, when you look at it. 1255 00:58:14,403 --> 00:58:16,405 I admire your humility, Money, 1256 00:58:16,449 --> 00:58:19,234 but four girls tried to get at you in one weekend. 1257 00:58:19,278 --> 00:58:21,149 Why is that? 1258 00:58:21,193 --> 00:58:23,412 I don't know, but I'm moving to D.C. 1259 00:58:23,456 --> 00:58:25,284 Yeah! 1260 00:58:31,333 --> 00:58:33,901 What is this? 1261 00:58:33,945 --> 00:58:37,035 A massager. What does it look like? 1262 00:58:39,428 --> 00:58:41,082 Lee? 1263 00:58:41,126 --> 00:58:42,997 [BUZZING][LAUGHS] 1264 00:58:46,131 --> 00:58:47,785 [SCOFFS] 1265 00:58:47,828 --> 00:58:50,439 Put that on the floor. Get rid of it. 1266 00:58:50,483 --> 00:58:52,790 I'm leaving it right here. 1267 00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:54,661 [CLATTERS ON FLOOR] 1268 00:58:58,622 --> 00:59:00,101 Lee... 1269 00:59:00,145 --> 00:59:02,800 how come you never tried to kiss me? 1270 00:59:02,843 --> 00:59:05,063 Because you have psychological problems. 1271 00:59:05,106 --> 00:59:07,587 I'm serious. 1272 00:59:07,631 --> 00:59:10,242 What would you do if I tried to kiss you? 1273 00:59:10,285 --> 00:59:12,940 Would you refuse me? 1274 00:59:12,984 --> 00:59:14,855 Yes. 1275 00:59:14,899 --> 00:59:19,251 'Cause a bed isn't the time or the place for a first kiss. 1276 00:59:19,294 --> 00:59:22,123 [♪♪♪] 1277 00:59:22,167 --> 00:59:24,256 You know what I learned about you? 1278 00:59:24,299 --> 00:59:25,692 What? 1279 00:59:26,998 --> 00:59:29,130 That you are romantic. 1280 00:59:29,174 --> 00:59:31,132 ♪ You're riding in my car 1281 00:59:31,176 --> 00:59:32,481 I'm sorry our first kiss 1282 00:59:32,525 --> 00:59:34,179 can't be over a candlelight dinner, 1283 00:59:34,222 --> 00:59:36,181 but this is the time... 1284 00:59:36,224 --> 00:59:37,835 and this is the place. 1285 00:59:37,878 --> 00:59:40,968 Lee, kiss me. 1286 00:59:41,012 --> 00:59:43,014 I want you to kiss me, Lee. 1287 00:59:43,057 --> 00:59:46,104 ♪ You're telling me no 1288 00:59:46,147 --> 00:59:47,845 Lee, kiss me. 1289 00:59:47,888 --> 00:59:50,456 ♪ ...don't like it 1290 00:59:50,499 --> 00:59:52,066 Kiss me, Lee. 1291 00:59:52,110 --> 00:59:55,374 ♪ But I know that You're a liar ♪ 1292 00:59:55,417 --> 01:00:00,945 ♪ 'Cause when we kiss, ooh 1293 01:00:00,988 --> 01:00:03,121 ♪ Fire 1294 01:00:08,343 --> 01:00:10,519 ♪ Late at night 1295 01:00:10,563 --> 01:00:12,434 ♪ Mm-mm-mm 1296 01:00:12,478 --> 01:00:16,047 ♪ You're taking me home 1297 01:00:16,090 --> 01:00:20,617 ♪ Yeah, you say You want to stay ♪ 1298 01:00:20,660 --> 01:00:24,577 ♪ But I want you to go 1299 01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:28,973 ♪ I say I don't love you 1300 01:00:29,016 --> 01:00:31,932 ♪ But you know I'm a liar ♪ 1301 01:00:31,976 --> 01:00:34,239 Lee.Yeah? 1302 01:00:34,282 --> 01:00:36,763 I'm not gonna let you make love to me. 1303 01:00:36,807 --> 01:00:38,809 Are you angry? 1304 01:00:38,852 --> 01:00:39,940 No. 1305 01:00:39,984 --> 01:00:42,290 ♪ Fire, ooh 1306 01:00:42,334 --> 01:00:43,683 You're not angry? 1307 01:00:43,727 --> 01:00:45,119 ♪ Fire 1308 01:00:45,163 --> 01:00:46,686 No. 1309 01:00:46,730 --> 01:00:49,646 [SIGHS] 1310 01:00:49,689 --> 01:00:51,386 What's the matter? 1311 01:00:51,430 --> 01:00:53,388 Lee, I know you don't know this about me, 1312 01:00:53,432 --> 01:00:56,740 but I'm a freak.Uh-huh. So? 1313 01:00:56,783 --> 01:00:59,003 ♪ You had a hold on me Right from the start ♪ 1314 01:00:59,046 --> 01:01:00,439 [SIGHS] So that's how I am. 1315 01:01:00,482 --> 01:01:02,180 That's how I think. 1316 01:01:02,223 --> 01:01:03,790 When I'm in somebody's arms, 1317 01:01:03,834 --> 01:01:06,053 I want to feel like the sexiest bitch alive. 1318 01:01:06,097 --> 01:01:09,230 And if I don't, then I don't want to be in their arms. 1319 01:01:09,274 --> 01:01:11,711 So you're saying that 'cause I'm not getting angry, 1320 01:01:11,755 --> 01:01:13,626 you don't feel sexy. 1321 01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:16,281 I'm sorry. That's just how I think. 1322 01:01:16,324 --> 01:01:17,630 Why don't you go read up 1323 01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:20,285 on how freaks are and how we think? 1324 01:01:21,765 --> 01:01:23,767 Now you're telling me... 1325 01:01:25,377 --> 01:01:26,900 to read a book on freaks 1326 01:01:26,944 --> 01:01:29,120 'cause I don't know what the hell I'm doing. 1327 01:01:29,163 --> 01:01:31,165 [SIGHS] 1328 01:01:31,209 --> 01:01:33,124 Was this a mistake? 1329 01:01:33,167 --> 01:01:37,258 If you have to ask me that, yeah, this was a mistake. 1330 01:01:37,302 --> 01:01:38,999 Are you angry? 1331 01:01:39,043 --> 01:01:40,914 Yes! 1332 01:01:40,958 --> 01:01:42,524 Good. 1333 01:01:42,568 --> 01:01:44,570 Well, maybe you should go get some sleep, 1334 01:01:44,613 --> 01:01:48,095 because we do have to get up early. 1335 01:01:48,139 --> 01:01:49,531 Good night. 1336 01:01:49,575 --> 01:01:52,099 Oh, turn the lights out when you leave. 1337 01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:55,407 [SIGHS] 1338 01:01:58,802 --> 01:02:02,893 Man, I just walked right into that power trip. 1339 01:02:02,936 --> 01:02:06,592 I can't believe I just fell for that. 1340 01:02:06,635 --> 01:02:09,116 You'd think I'd have learned by now. 1341 01:02:16,950 --> 01:02:18,865 [KEYS CLACKING] 1342 01:02:24,610 --> 01:02:27,613 Leigh, about last night. 1343 01:02:27,656 --> 01:02:30,094 Things got a little heated, 1344 01:02:30,137 --> 01:02:33,401 but I'm not angry if you still aren't. 1345 01:02:33,445 --> 01:02:35,839 Havilland, I've been thinking about it, 1346 01:02:35,882 --> 01:02:38,537 and I'm gonna turn down your job offer. 1347 01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:40,539 Thanks, though. 1348 01:02:40,582 --> 01:02:42,671 Are you still angry? 1349 01:02:43,585 --> 01:02:45,065 Leigh? 1350 01:02:45,109 --> 01:02:47,415 [CHUCKLES] 1351 01:02:47,459 --> 01:02:49,417 Am I still angry? 1352 01:02:49,461 --> 01:02:52,420 Well, let's just break that down, now, shall we? 1353 01:02:52,464 --> 01:02:55,423 Am I angry with the one person 1354 01:02:55,467 --> 01:02:58,731 I have worshiped, adored, emulated my entire life, 1355 01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:00,951 only to find out in one weekend 1356 01:03:00,994 --> 01:03:04,998 that she is, A, selfish... 1357 01:03:05,042 --> 01:03:06,695 B, fake, 1358 01:03:06,739 --> 01:03:08,262 and, C, a power-hungry bitch 1359 01:03:08,306 --> 01:03:09,786 who wouldn't know a good man 1360 01:03:09,829 --> 01:03:11,831 if he was standing in the next room? 1361 01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:14,834 See, Havilland, since I was a little girl, 1362 01:03:14,878 --> 01:03:17,358 I wanted your life, but, you know, 1363 01:03:17,402 --> 01:03:19,578 now I know that my life is better than yours, 1364 01:03:19,621 --> 01:03:21,536 and it took a stranger-- 1365 01:03:21,580 --> 01:03:23,582 A stranger to show me that. 1366 01:03:23,625 --> 01:03:26,324 So since that I have... 1367 01:03:26,367 --> 01:03:28,979 literally licked the butt of a false idol 1368 01:03:29,022 --> 01:03:30,328 for the past 24 years, 1369 01:03:30,371 --> 01:03:32,809 am I angry with you? 1370 01:03:32,852 --> 01:03:34,941 Of course not, you twit. 1371 01:03:36,638 --> 01:03:38,553 [♪♪♪] 1372 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:51,828 [HORN HONKS] 1373 01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,443 Hey, your cab's here. 1374 01:03:58,486 --> 01:04:01,838 So I guess it's time to say the thing 1375 01:04:01,881 --> 01:04:04,928 that we're not supposed to say. 1376 01:04:08,453 --> 01:04:10,411 [HORN HONKS] 1377 01:04:18,158 --> 01:04:20,465 Go away.What? 1378 01:04:20,508 --> 01:04:23,294 Just go away. Leave her alone. 1379 01:04:39,701 --> 01:04:41,399 [CAB DOOR CLOSES] 1380 01:04:41,442 --> 01:04:43,140 [CAB DEPARTS] 1381 01:04:47,274 --> 01:04:49,189 [♪♪♪] 1382 01:04:52,976 --> 01:04:56,805 ♪ Wipe your tears away 1383 01:04:56,849 --> 01:05:03,812 ♪ You don't have to cry No more ♪ 1384 01:05:03,856 --> 01:05:07,773 ♪ No more 1385 01:05:07,816 --> 01:05:11,603 ♪ Wipe your tears away 1386 01:05:11,646 --> 01:05:16,782 ♪ You don't have to cry No more ♪ 1387 01:05:16,825 --> 01:05:20,177 ♪ Take my hand, follow me 1388 01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:24,964 ♪ I got everything you need 1389 01:05:25,008 --> 01:05:29,403 ♪ Long ago I had a dream 1390 01:05:29,447 --> 01:05:34,321 ♪ Someone would come And share ♪ 1391 01:05:34,365 --> 01:05:40,110 ♪ The years ahead 1392 01:05:40,153 --> 01:05:43,504 ♪ So I waited and I prayed 1393 01:05:43,548 --> 01:05:47,117 ♪ That he didn't come Too late ♪ 1394 01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:48,945 ♪ I didn't know 1395 01:05:48,988 --> 01:05:51,338 ♪ Know your name at all 1396 01:05:51,382 --> 01:05:57,475 ♪ I wanted him to say to me 1397 01:05:57,518 --> 01:06:03,002 ♪ You don't have to cry No more ♪ 1398 01:06:03,046 --> 01:06:05,613 ♪ I don't have to cry 1399 01:06:05,657 --> 01:06:07,528 ♪ No more 1400 01:06:07,572 --> 01:06:09,226 ♪ No more, oh, oh 1401 01:06:09,269 --> 01:06:12,794 ♪ Wipe your tears away 1402 01:06:12,838 --> 01:06:17,799 ♪ You don't have to cry No more ♪ 1403 01:06:17,843 --> 01:06:21,629 ♪ I wanted him to say 1404 01:06:21,673 --> 01:06:25,459 ♪ I've got everything You need ♪ 1405 01:06:25,503 --> 01:06:28,027 ♪ Come to me 1406 01:06:28,071 --> 01:06:33,902 ♪ So that I can be in love 1407 01:06:33,946 --> 01:06:39,082 ♪ How I long to be in love 1408 01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:44,957 ♪ Like carrying on In life alone ♪ 1409 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:47,046 [LEIGH LAUGHS] 1410 01:06:47,090 --> 01:06:49,092 ♪ No one to hold 1411 01:06:49,135 --> 01:06:51,050 [SIGHS] 1412 01:06:51,094 --> 01:06:54,271 ♪ But I'm still strong 1413 01:06:56,099 --> 01:06:57,361 Lee... 1414 01:06:59,058 --> 01:07:02,148 I don't know what you've been thinking lately, but... 1415 01:07:02,192 --> 01:07:03,932 I just wanted to let you know 1416 01:07:03,976 --> 01:07:07,806 that I haven't been playing games with you. 1417 01:07:07,849 --> 01:07:11,157 And as far as you and I are concerned, 1418 01:07:11,201 --> 01:07:12,811 it's just... 1419 01:07:14,421 --> 01:07:17,207 I just don't know what I want right now. 1420 01:07:18,382 --> 01:07:21,689 And I guess you could choose 1421 01:07:21,733 --> 01:07:24,823 to fuck with that, or not. 1422 01:07:26,868 --> 01:07:28,827 [INHALES DEEPLY] 1423 01:07:28,870 --> 01:07:31,134 Well, Hav... 1424 01:07:31,177 --> 01:07:33,919 I believe you doknow what you want. 1425 01:07:33,962 --> 01:07:36,530 And for damn sure it ain't no threadbare, 1426 01:07:36,574 --> 01:07:39,446 fake-book writing sucker who lives in his car. 1427 01:07:39,490 --> 01:07:40,882 But that's okay, 1428 01:07:40,926 --> 01:07:42,754 'cause I don't want to be with someone 1429 01:07:42,797 --> 01:07:45,496 who'd rather go to a party than put up a Christmas tree, 1430 01:07:45,539 --> 01:07:48,151 to tell you the truth, there, Money. 1431 01:07:48,194 --> 01:07:51,806 But, uh, we're still friends, 1432 01:07:51,850 --> 01:07:56,028 and...I'd like to thank you 1433 01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:57,899 for inviting me down. 1434 01:07:57,943 --> 01:08:00,119 It was the best New Year's I had in a while, 1435 01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:01,947 and I'm serious about that. 1436 01:08:01,990 --> 01:08:04,036 I had a good time and I want to thank you, 1437 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:07,126 so...thanks. 1438 01:08:17,963 --> 01:08:21,880 Call me. Tomorrow. 1439 01:08:21,923 --> 01:08:23,099 What for? 1440 01:08:23,142 --> 01:08:25,101 Just call me. 1441 01:08:26,276 --> 01:08:29,192 I'll be at my office all day... 1442 01:08:29,235 --> 01:08:32,238 waiting for your call... 1443 01:08:32,282 --> 01:08:33,544 at your whim. 1444 01:08:33,587 --> 01:08:35,633 Yeah, I doubt that. 1445 01:08:37,591 --> 01:08:39,289 King Lee. 1446 01:08:40,377 --> 01:08:42,422 Queen Hav. 1447 01:08:45,730 --> 01:08:47,862 [DOOR BEEPING] 1448 01:09:00,962 --> 01:09:02,050 Bye. 1449 01:09:02,094 --> 01:09:04,009 [♪♪♪] 1450 01:09:26,510 --> 01:09:28,686 WOMAN: "Happy New Year, Hav. Welcome back. 1451 01:09:28,729 --> 01:09:30,557 "A package came for you this morning. 1452 01:09:30,601 --> 01:09:32,516 I put it on your desk. Gladys." 1453 01:09:32,559 --> 01:09:34,474 [WOMAN VOCALIZING] 1454 01:09:40,524 --> 01:09:42,308 ♪ I love 1455 01:09:42,352 --> 01:09:44,484 ♪ Oh, oh, don't go Don't go ♪ 1456 01:09:44,528 --> 01:09:50,011 ♪ In a world without you... 1457 01:09:50,055 --> 01:09:51,099 Yeah? 1458 01:09:51,143 --> 01:09:53,101 Hi, Hav, this is Gladys. 1459 01:09:53,145 --> 01:09:56,017 I think the guy that sent you the flowers is on his way up. 1460 01:09:56,061 --> 01:09:57,845 ♪ And stay with me 1461 01:09:57,889 --> 01:09:59,891 Thanks. 1462 01:10:02,502 --> 01:10:04,069 Hey. 1463 01:10:08,769 --> 01:10:10,597 Can I come in? 1464 01:10:10,641 --> 01:10:14,993 ♪ Wasting time together Talking about your problems ♪ 1465 01:10:15,036 --> 01:10:17,648 ♪ Girl, it's cool with me 1466 01:10:17,691 --> 01:10:20,781 ♪ You need a favor I'm the one you always call ♪ 1467 01:10:20,825 --> 01:10:23,871 ♪ You depend on me 1468 01:10:23,915 --> 01:10:25,873 So, um... 1469 01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:30,878 ...how was your New Year's? 1470 01:10:30,922 --> 01:10:32,315 [SNEEZES] 1471 01:10:32,358 --> 01:10:35,056 Hey, Hav, sorry to interrupt. 1472 01:10:35,100 --> 01:10:36,797 We're just such big fans. 1473 01:10:36,841 --> 01:10:39,409 Mr. Simmons, I was hoping I could get your autograph. 1474 01:10:39,452 --> 01:10:41,541 If we could take a minute out of your time. 1475 01:10:41,585 --> 01:10:43,282 Sorry, Hav.Sure, sure. 1476 01:10:43,326 --> 01:10:45,023 Didn't mean to interrupt. 1477 01:10:45,066 --> 01:10:46,981 Oh, I forgot a pen.[GIGGLES] 1478 01:10:47,025 --> 01:10:49,549 Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, ladies. 1479 01:10:49,593 --> 01:10:52,073 Pow! What do you think? Who's this for? 1480 01:10:52,117 --> 01:10:53,292 Melissa. 1481 01:10:53,336 --> 01:10:54,946 Melissa. "To Melissa." 1482 01:10:54,989 --> 01:10:57,383 You know what, Melissa, you can't spell "Melissa " 1483 01:10:57,427 --> 01:10:59,951 without an M and an E. You know what I'm sayin'? 1484 01:10:59,994 --> 01:11:01,300 [MELISSA GIGGLES] 1485 01:11:01,344 --> 01:11:02,475 CD is terrific. 1486 01:11:02,519 --> 01:11:04,129 Oh, thank you. "Love 40," ladies. 1487 01:11:04,172 --> 01:11:05,783 What do you think, Hav? All right? 1488 01:11:05,826 --> 01:11:07,567 You're welcome.See you later, Hav. 1489 01:11:07,611 --> 01:11:09,830 Bye.Hey, hey, hey. 1490 01:11:09,874 --> 01:11:11,310 You can keep the pen. 1491 01:11:11,354 --> 01:11:13,921 Thanks. Thanks. 1492 01:11:13,965 --> 01:11:15,880 Hav... 1493 01:11:20,624 --> 01:11:22,843 I know you're upset with me. 1494 01:11:24,323 --> 01:11:26,151 All right, and-and-and 1495 01:11:26,194 --> 01:11:29,372 you have every reason to be. 1496 01:11:30,982 --> 01:11:32,375 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1497 01:11:32,418 --> 01:11:34,333 Mike, babe. Love you. 1498 01:11:34,377 --> 01:11:36,553 Hey, man, love you too. All right. 1499 01:11:36,596 --> 01:11:39,599 Hey, "Love 40," now. 1500 01:11:39,643 --> 01:11:42,950 Hey, you know what-- You know what I did this weekend? 1501 01:11:46,389 --> 01:11:47,999 Nothing. 1502 01:11:48,042 --> 01:11:50,393 Stayed at home all weekend... 1503 01:11:50,436 --> 01:11:52,786 ♪ I'm not letting you go No way, no how ♪ 1504 01:11:52,830 --> 01:11:55,615 ...by myself, watched Dick Clark. 1505 01:11:56,834 --> 01:11:59,315 [INHALER HISSES] 1506 01:11:59,358 --> 01:12:01,055 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1507 01:12:01,099 --> 01:12:02,753 Hey, Hav. Hey, Mike.HAVILLAND: Hi. 1508 01:12:02,796 --> 01:12:04,929 Hey, how you doing there?Fine. How are you? 1509 01:12:04,972 --> 01:12:08,280 Hey, "Love 40." 1510 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:10,108 ♪ No, no, no, no, no 1511 01:12:10,151 --> 01:12:13,198 Okay, you don't have to answer me right now. 1512 01:12:13,241 --> 01:12:15,548 But what do you say... 1513 01:12:16,723 --> 01:12:18,334 this weekend... 1514 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:21,380 I come by... 1515 01:12:23,295 --> 01:12:24,905 pick you up? 1516 01:12:26,559 --> 01:12:29,214 We can go load up the Range Rover full of goodies 1517 01:12:29,257 --> 01:12:31,390 and drive up to my place in the Hamptons. 1518 01:12:31,434 --> 01:12:33,740 Maybe on Saturday, you know, 1519 01:12:33,784 --> 01:12:36,482 we go into your little favorite spot in town for dinner, 1520 01:12:36,526 --> 01:12:38,484 you know, just like we used to. 1521 01:12:38,528 --> 01:12:41,835 Get some strawberries and champagne for dessert 1522 01:12:41,879 --> 01:12:43,663 on the way home. 1523 01:12:47,232 --> 01:12:49,321 I want-- I want the full range 1524 01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:51,062 of Havilland Savage, 1525 01:12:51,105 --> 01:12:53,847 from-from the board room, all right, 1526 01:12:53,891 --> 01:12:56,807 us doing business together in our conservative little suits, 1527 01:12:56,850 --> 01:12:58,591 down into the bedroom, 1528 01:12:58,635 --> 01:13:01,159 with me just, like, licking on your clitoris or something. 1529 01:13:01,202 --> 01:13:04,162 I don't care. I don't care. 1530 01:13:04,205 --> 01:13:06,338 You know... 1531 01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:09,297 You see-- You see this vein in my head right here? 1532 01:13:12,126 --> 01:13:14,955 It pops out every time I'm around you. 1533 01:13:16,130 --> 01:13:19,003 ♪ Walk away 1534 01:13:22,310 --> 01:13:27,577 ♪ But the loneliness Will kill me tonight ♪ 1535 01:13:27,620 --> 01:13:29,970 Havilland Savage... 1536 01:13:32,495 --> 01:13:34,801 I'm on bended knee. 1537 01:13:38,718 --> 01:13:40,111 I love you. 1538 01:13:40,154 --> 01:13:42,243 Hi, Mike. 1539 01:13:42,287 --> 01:13:43,680 Hey, man, how you doing? 1540 01:13:43,723 --> 01:13:47,118 Let's do lunch.Hey, "Love 40," baby. 1541 01:13:47,161 --> 01:13:49,207 And I want you to be... 1542 01:13:51,818 --> 01:13:53,690 my wife. 1543 01:13:59,086 --> 01:14:01,393 [HORN HONKS] 1544 01:14:05,005 --> 01:14:06,790 [SIGHS] 1545 01:14:13,753 --> 01:14:15,886 [CLOCK TICKING] 1546 01:14:15,929 --> 01:14:17,844 [PURRING] 1547 01:14:23,807 --> 01:14:25,678 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1548 01:14:34,339 --> 01:14:36,297 Happy New Year! 1549 01:14:36,341 --> 01:14:39,083 Give me a hug. Give me kisses and love. 1550 01:14:39,126 --> 01:14:40,737 How are you doing? 1551 01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:42,260 So, what's up? How you doing? 1552 01:14:42,303 --> 01:14:44,871 What's going on? How you been? How was your New Year? 1553 01:14:44,915 --> 01:14:46,482 Happy New Year. 1554 01:14:46,525 --> 01:14:48,179 It was all right, you know? 1555 01:14:48,222 --> 01:14:50,398 Well, my New Year's-- Let me tell you about my New Year's. 1556 01:14:50,442 --> 01:14:52,400 Are you listening? I'm gonna tell you about my New Year's. 1557 01:14:52,444 --> 01:14:54,185 Well, I went to the movies, I rented some movies, 1558 01:14:54,228 --> 01:14:56,013 I saw some movies, I watched repeats, 1559 01:14:56,056 --> 01:14:58,494 I went to the club, I went to the disco-- 1560 01:14:58,537 --> 01:15:01,671 Evelyn, could you excuse me for a minute? 1561 01:15:01,714 --> 01:15:03,542 [DOOR CLOSES] 1562 01:15:03,586 --> 01:15:05,501 [♪♪♪] 1563 01:15:14,771 --> 01:15:16,642 Lee: "Havilland... 1564 01:15:16,686 --> 01:15:18,644 "Hours into days, days into weeks, 1565 01:15:18,688 --> 01:15:21,473 "I will still be thinking of you. 1566 01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:22,953 "I'll childishly depend 1567 01:15:22,996 --> 01:15:24,868 "on these days and weeks and months 1568 01:15:24,911 --> 01:15:27,740 "to blanket that sharp sting I feel when I think of you, 1569 01:15:27,784 --> 01:15:30,438 "but to no avail, I'm sure. 1570 01:15:30,482 --> 01:15:32,876 "I got it bad, and that ain't good. 1571 01:15:32,919 --> 01:15:34,704 "Why is this happening? 1572 01:15:34,747 --> 01:15:36,706 "Why do I dream of you? 1573 01:15:36,749 --> 01:15:39,360 "Am I forever doomed to ache and long 1574 01:15:39,404 --> 01:15:42,102 "for a girl whose constant center-of-attention lifestyle 1575 01:15:42,146 --> 01:15:43,234 "makes me sick? 1576 01:15:43,277 --> 01:15:45,236 "I've never felt simultaneous 1577 01:15:45,279 --> 01:15:47,020 "attraction and revulsion before. 1578 01:15:47,064 --> 01:15:48,805 "It's making me miserable. 1579 01:15:48,848 --> 01:15:51,938 I wouldn't choose this if I had a choice." 1580 01:15:56,377 --> 01:15:59,729 "This fever that quickens my pulse will break soon. 1581 01:15:59,772 --> 01:16:02,166 "This longing I have to kiss you and breathe you 1582 01:16:02,209 --> 01:16:04,472 "and taste the dizzying scent of your skin 1583 01:16:04,516 --> 01:16:06,083 "will fade away. 1584 01:16:06,126 --> 01:16:08,781 "Eventually, another hurricane will roar up 1585 01:16:08,825 --> 01:16:10,435 "and introduce herself 1586 01:16:10,478 --> 01:16:13,351 "and spin me around and around and around. 1587 01:16:13,394 --> 01:16:16,223 "And hopefully, when she and I are sitting in a restaurant 1588 01:16:16,267 --> 01:16:18,225 "and I'm staring at a glass of champagne 1589 01:16:18,269 --> 01:16:19,879 "for what seems an eternity, 1590 01:16:19,923 --> 01:16:21,664 "and she asks me what I'm thinking 1591 01:16:21,707 --> 01:16:23,491 "and I say, 'nothing,' 1592 01:16:23,535 --> 01:16:26,538 "hopefully that won't be a lie like it usually is. 1593 01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:28,801 "Hopefully I won't want to say, 1594 01:16:28,845 --> 01:16:31,108 "'Havilland's eyes, I am thinking. 1595 01:16:31,151 --> 01:16:33,327 "Havilland's lips, I am thinking. 1596 01:16:33,371 --> 01:16:36,026 "Havilland's hands, I am thinking. 1597 01:16:36,069 --> 01:16:37,984 "Havilland's legs, I am thinking. 1598 01:16:38,028 --> 01:16:41,379 "Havilland Savage, I am thinking.' 1599 01:16:41,422 --> 01:16:43,337 I love you." 1600 01:16:43,381 --> 01:16:45,296 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1601 01:16:45,339 --> 01:16:48,560 Hey, Hav, want to go to a party at the Neo Bar tonight? 1602 01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:52,390 Get your groove on? Michael might be there. 1603 01:16:59,353 --> 01:17:01,268 Sure. 1604 01:17:02,661 --> 01:17:04,576 [♪♪♪] 1605 01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:11,191 TRUDY [LAUGHS]: Careful, Chris. 1606 01:17:11,235 --> 01:17:13,716 You'll feel like 5 pounds of shit in a 3-pound bag. 1607 01:17:13,759 --> 01:17:15,761 [LAUGHS] Trust me, Trudy. 1608 01:17:15,805 --> 01:17:17,807 I've been kissed harder by weaker women. 1609 01:17:17,850 --> 01:17:19,547 Hmm. 1610 01:17:19,591 --> 01:17:20,940 You can talk that talk, but- 1611 01:17:20,984 --> 01:17:23,682 I can walk that walk. 1612 01:17:23,726 --> 01:17:25,684 Uh, excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt 1613 01:17:25,728 --> 01:17:27,164 your little private talk, 1614 01:17:27,207 --> 01:17:29,340 but could one of y'all take me home, please? 1615 01:17:29,383 --> 01:17:31,255 Um, yeah.Um, yeah. 1616 01:17:33,387 --> 01:17:35,085 Harold. 1617 01:17:35,128 --> 01:17:37,304 Harold.Harold. 1618 01:17:37,348 --> 01:17:40,046 Hey, man, what's up? 1619 01:17:40,090 --> 01:17:42,005 Yeah, what's up, motherfucker? 1620 01:17:42,048 --> 01:17:44,181 Oh, shit. 1621 01:17:45,617 --> 01:17:47,488 Excuse me. Harold, baby, it was me. 1622 01:17:47,532 --> 01:17:49,577 I tried to kiss him. He didn't do nothing. 1623 01:17:49,621 --> 01:17:51,318 I'm telling you. It was me. 1624 01:17:51,362 --> 01:17:53,494 I tried to kiss him. 1625 01:17:53,538 --> 01:17:55,801 Baby? Baby? 1626 01:17:55,845 --> 01:17:56,802 Harold-- 1627 01:17:56,846 --> 01:17:57,977 [GRUNTS] 1628 01:17:58,021 --> 01:17:59,326 [THUDS] 1629 01:17:59,370 --> 01:18:00,676 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 1630 01:18:00,719 --> 01:18:03,591 That was not nice. Um, Chris, get up. 1631 01:18:03,635 --> 01:18:05,550 [LAUGHING AND APPLAUDING] 1632 01:18:13,210 --> 01:18:14,515 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1633 01:18:14,559 --> 01:18:16,256 Hey, hey, Trudy! 1634 01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:18,345 Girl, you want to go to a party tonight? 1635 01:18:18,389 --> 01:18:19,999 You know Glen might be there. 1636 01:18:22,001 --> 01:18:23,089 Sure. 1637 01:18:23,133 --> 01:18:24,700 [AUDIENCE GROANS] 1638 01:18:24,743 --> 01:18:26,702 [CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 1639 01:18:26,745 --> 01:18:28,660 [HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING] 1640 01:18:41,455 --> 01:18:43,501 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming 1641 01:18:43,544 --> 01:18:46,330 to the Metropolitan International Film Festival. 1642 01:18:46,373 --> 01:18:47,810 And now I'd like to introduce 1643 01:18:47,853 --> 01:18:50,073 the writer and director of Tru Love, 1644 01:18:50,116 --> 01:18:52,815 Mr. Lee Plenty. 1645 01:18:52,858 --> 01:18:55,121 [APPLAUDING] 1646 01:18:55,165 --> 01:18:56,732 Thanks a lot. Thank you. 1647 01:19:00,997 --> 01:19:03,521 A-any questions? 1648 01:19:03,564 --> 01:19:05,741 Mr. Plenty, I like the title Tru Love. 1649 01:19:05,784 --> 01:19:08,439 Her name is Trudy, and his last name is Love. 1650 01:19:08,482 --> 01:19:10,876 But I thought they were gonna get married. 1651 01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:12,704 Yeah, so did I.[AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 1652 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:14,793 Will there be a sequel? 1653 01:19:14,837 --> 01:19:16,577 Here's the sequel: 1654 01:19:16,621 --> 01:19:19,406 Uh, they never saw each other again after that weekend, 1655 01:19:19,450 --> 01:19:21,669 she chose to live her life with somebody else, 1656 01:19:21,713 --> 01:19:24,020 and he wrote a great screenplay about that story 1657 01:19:24,063 --> 01:19:26,892 and got over his broken heart. 1658 01:19:26,936 --> 01:19:29,982 He's definitely over her. 1659 01:19:30,026 --> 01:19:32,115 I know you don't have a distributor. 1660 01:19:32,158 --> 01:19:34,900 Aren't you afraid that they'll want a happy ending? 1661 01:19:34,944 --> 01:19:38,469 I never made Tru Love to, uh, have a happy ending. 1662 01:19:38,512 --> 01:19:40,732 I always wanted it to have a realistic ending, 1663 01:19:40,776 --> 01:19:42,778 not some fake fairy-tale ending. 1664 01:19:42,821 --> 01:19:46,607 And I'm not gonna change that just for any damn movie execs. 1665 01:19:46,651 --> 01:19:48,871 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 1666 01:19:51,743 --> 01:19:53,136 Hey. Hi. How are you? 1667 01:19:53,179 --> 01:19:54,354 Okay. 1668 01:19:54,398 --> 01:19:55,921 Hey, whoa, look at you. 1669 01:19:55,965 --> 01:19:57,923 Caroline. 1670 01:19:57,967 --> 01:19:59,490 Hi. Heh. 1671 01:19:59,533 --> 01:20:01,057 Thanks for coming, y'all. 1672 01:20:01,100 --> 01:20:02,667 We wouldn't have missed it.Thanks for inviting us. 1673 01:20:02,710 --> 01:20:03,842 It was really good. 1674 01:20:03,886 --> 01:20:05,583 Look at you, man. Congratulations. 1675 01:20:05,626 --> 01:20:07,628 Thanks. Congratulations to you. 1676 01:20:07,672 --> 01:20:10,588 It was, um-- It was, uh, excellent. 1677 01:20:10,631 --> 01:20:13,721 Yeah, it was good, man. It was pretty good. 1678 01:20:13,765 --> 01:20:16,376 I didn't get the ending. 1679 01:20:16,420 --> 01:20:19,640 Yo, Lee, what's happening, brother? 1680 01:20:19,684 --> 01:20:20,859 Hey, how you doing? 1681 01:20:20,903 --> 01:20:22,339 Loved the film, man.Thank you. 1682 01:20:22,382 --> 01:20:24,254 You's a bad motherfucker. 1683 01:20:30,260 --> 01:20:32,305 Mr. Plenty. 1684 01:20:32,349 --> 01:20:34,873 Miss Savage. 1685 01:20:34,917 --> 01:20:36,179 Is it still "Miss?" 1686 01:20:36,222 --> 01:20:37,484 Yeah. 1687 01:20:37,528 --> 01:20:39,138 [♪♪♪] 1688 01:20:45,318 --> 01:20:47,320 So how come you never called me? 1689 01:20:47,364 --> 01:20:49,670 How come you never called me? 1690 01:20:49,714 --> 01:20:50,889 [SIGHS] 1691 01:20:50,933 --> 01:20:52,804 I don't want to argue anymore. 1692 01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:55,328 I'm not arguing. I'm just, you know-- 1693 01:20:55,372 --> 01:20:57,896 I'm not gonna-- I'm over it. 1694 01:20:57,940 --> 01:21:00,725 I've moved on. I've grown. 1695 01:21:02,335 --> 01:21:03,815 I know you were hurt-- 1696 01:21:03,859 --> 01:21:05,948 I wasn't hurt. 1697 01:21:07,253 --> 01:21:09,516 Okay, I know that you've grown. 1698 01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:11,649 And I've grown too. 1699 01:21:11,692 --> 01:21:15,261 For the past year, I've-- 1700 01:21:15,305 --> 01:21:17,916 I've realized that everything I thought I wanted 1701 01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:19,613 was all bullshit. 1702 01:21:19,657 --> 01:21:22,442 I mean, I thought about all the times we spent fighting, 1703 01:21:22,486 --> 01:21:24,270 and... 1704 01:21:24,314 --> 01:21:26,055 I thought back to myself and said, 1705 01:21:26,098 --> 01:21:27,491 you know, was I-- 1706 01:21:27,534 --> 01:21:29,667 Was I blind? 1707 01:21:29,710 --> 01:21:31,930 You were everything I needed. 1708 01:21:31,974 --> 01:21:33,976 You were the man that I always dreamed of 1709 01:21:34,019 --> 01:21:36,108 when I was a little girl. 1710 01:21:39,677 --> 01:21:42,027 I love you. 1711 01:21:47,032 --> 01:21:50,209 WOMAN: Lee Plenty? Lee Plenty. 1712 01:21:50,253 --> 01:21:51,689 Hi, I'm Amy Madison. 1713 01:21:51,732 --> 01:21:53,865 And this is my associate Lloyd Banks. 1714 01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:55,171 I run Caprice Films. 1715 01:21:55,214 --> 01:21:56,346 Caprice Films. 1716 01:21:57,913 --> 01:21:59,131 Hi. 1717 01:21:59,175 --> 01:22:02,352 Hi. Hi. Yeah, I know who you are. 1718 01:22:02,395 --> 01:22:04,963 Well, I saw your film, and I loved it. 1719 01:22:05,007 --> 01:22:07,792 We need to do some business together and make some money. 1720 01:22:07,835 --> 01:22:09,750 I think the world needs to see Tru Love. 1721 01:22:09,794 --> 01:22:10,926 Needs to see it. 1722 01:22:10,969 --> 01:22:13,102 Okay. 1723 01:22:13,145 --> 01:22:14,668 First, what we need to do is 1724 01:22:14,712 --> 01:22:16,757 is make arrangements to fly you out to California 1725 01:22:16,801 --> 01:22:19,238 so we can discuss the changes that need to be made. 1726 01:22:19,282 --> 01:22:20,413 Changes. 1727 01:22:20,457 --> 01:22:22,285 Changes, like what? 1728 01:22:22,328 --> 01:22:23,764 Well, I mean, I think the film 1729 01:22:23,808 --> 01:22:25,462 could use a more optimistic ending. 1730 01:22:25,505 --> 01:22:27,029 Optimism. 1731 01:22:27,072 --> 01:22:29,770 But other than that, you stand to make millions. 1732 01:22:30,946 --> 01:22:32,469 Sounds cool? 1733 01:22:39,606 --> 01:22:41,347 Sure.[ALL LAUGH] 1734 01:22:41,391 --> 01:22:43,697 Everybody! Lee got himself a deal! 1735 01:22:43,741 --> 01:22:45,525 LEIGH: Caprice Films! 1736 01:22:45,569 --> 01:22:48,006 [CROWD CHEERS AND APPLAUDS] 1737 01:22:48,050 --> 01:22:50,791 HAVILLAND: You did it. 1738 01:22:50,835 --> 01:22:53,316 One little change, you finally made the big time. 1739 01:22:53,359 --> 01:22:55,840 Isn't that what you always wanted? 1740 01:22:55,883 --> 01:22:57,363 Yeah. 1741 01:22:57,407 --> 01:22:58,756 LEE: She's right. 1742 01:22:58,799 --> 01:23:00,410 I got the deal and the girl, 1743 01:23:00,453 --> 01:23:02,455 and I only sold out a little bit. 1744 01:23:02,499 --> 01:23:04,196 It's what I wanted. 1745 01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:05,415 Right? 1746 01:23:05,458 --> 01:23:07,983 ♪ Well, Romeo and Juliet 1747 01:23:08,026 --> 01:23:10,072 ♪ Hmm 1748 01:23:10,115 --> 01:23:13,814 ♪ Samson and Delilah 1749 01:23:13,858 --> 01:23:18,384 ♪ Baby, you can bet 1750 01:23:18,428 --> 01:23:23,172 ♪ They were burning With desire ♪ 1751 01:23:23,215 --> 01:23:24,738 ♪ If I say split 1752 01:23:24,782 --> 01:23:26,653 ♪ You say split 1753 01:23:26,697 --> 01:23:29,091 ♪ Then you know That I'd be lying ♪ 1754 01:23:29,134 --> 01:23:31,615 ♪ I know that You'd be lying ♪ 1755 01:23:31,658 --> 01:23:34,922 ♪ 'Cause when we kiss 1756 01:23:34,966 --> 01:23:37,186 ♪ Ooh 1757 01:23:37,229 --> 01:23:38,970 ♪ Fire 1758 01:23:39,014 --> 01:23:40,798 ♪ Ooh 1759 01:23:40,841 --> 01:23:45,368 ♪ You had a hold on me Right from the start ♪ 1760 01:23:45,411 --> 01:23:49,676 ♪ A grip so tight I couldn't tear it apart ♪ 1761 01:23:49,720 --> 01:23:53,985 ♪ My nerves all jumping Acting like a fool ♪ 1762 01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:55,900 ♪ Your kisses might burn 1763 01:23:55,943 --> 01:23:58,381 ♪ But my heart 1764 01:23:58,424 --> 01:24:00,557 ♪ Stays 1765 01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:01,775 ♪ Cool 1766 01:24:01,819 --> 01:24:04,909 ♪ Cool 1767 01:24:04,952 --> 01:24:09,696 ♪ You're riding in my car 1768 01:24:09,740 --> 01:24:14,397 ♪ I turn on the radio 1769 01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:18,009 ♪ I'm pulling you Closer, yes ♪ 1770 01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:22,535 ♪ But you keep telling me no 1771 01:24:22,579 --> 01:24:26,583 ♪ You say you don't like it 1772 01:24:26,626 --> 01:24:31,414 ♪ But I know That you're a liar ♪ 1773 01:24:31,457 --> 01:24:34,591 ♪ 'Cause when we kiss 1774 01:24:34,634 --> 01:24:37,028 ♪ Ooh 1775 01:24:37,072 --> 01:24:39,596 ♪ Fire 1776 01:24:44,296 --> 01:24:46,603 ♪ Late at night 1777 01:24:46,646 --> 01:24:48,518 ♪ Mm-mm-mm 1778 01:24:48,561 --> 01:24:52,391 ♪ You're taking me home 1779 01:24:52,435 --> 01:24:55,307 ♪ Yeah, you say You want to stay ♪ 1780 01:24:57,092 --> 01:25:00,138 ♪ But I want you To go ♪ 1781 01:25:01,574 --> 01:25:05,056 ♪ I say I don't Love you ♪ 1782 01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:08,929 ♪ But you know I'm a liar ♪ 1783 01:25:08,973 --> 01:25:13,195 ♪ 'Cause when we kiss 1784 01:25:13,238 --> 01:25:15,719 ♪ Ooh 1785 01:25:15,762 --> 01:25:17,808 ♪ Fire 1786 01:25:17,851 --> 01:25:19,157 ♪ Ooo 1787 01:25:20,419 --> 01:25:22,552 ♪ Fire 1788 01:25:22,595 --> 01:25:24,510 [VOCALIZING] 1789 01:25:28,949 --> 01:25:30,386 ♪ Fire 1790 01:25:30,429 --> 01:25:32,214 ♪ Ooo 1791 01:25:32,257 --> 01:25:36,914 ♪ You had a hold on me Right from the start ♪ 1792 01:25:36,957 --> 01:25:41,353 ♪ A grip so tight I couldn't tear it apart ♪ 1793 01:25:41,397 --> 01:25:45,488 ♪ My nerves all jumping Acting like a fool ♪ 1794 01:25:45,531 --> 01:25:47,403 ♪ Your kisses might burn 1795 01:25:47,446 --> 01:25:50,319 ♪ But my heart 1796 01:25:50,362 --> 01:25:52,364 ♪ Stays ♪ Stays 1797 01:25:52,408 --> 01:25:54,975 ♪ Cool ♪ Cool 1798 01:25:56,934 --> 01:25:59,589 ♪ Well, Romeo and Juliet 1799 01:25:59,632 --> 01:26:01,591 ♪ Hmm 1800 01:26:01,634 --> 01:26:04,724 ♪ Samson and Delilah 1801 01:26:05,899 --> 01:26:08,293 ♪ Baby, you can bet 1802 01:26:10,208 --> 01:26:12,906 ♪ They were burning With desire ♪ 1803 01:26:14,821 --> 01:26:16,693 ♪ If I say split 1804 01:26:16,736 --> 01:26:18,347 ♪ You say split 1805 01:26:18,390 --> 01:26:21,219 ♪ Then you know That I'd be lying ♪ 1806 01:26:21,263 --> 01:26:23,526 ♪ I know that You'd be lying ♪ 1807 01:26:23,569 --> 01:26:26,181 ♪ 'Cause when we kiss 1808 01:26:26,224 --> 01:26:28,574 ♪ Ooh 1809 01:26:28,618 --> 01:26:30,794 ♪ Fire 1810 01:26:30,837 --> 01:26:33,144 ♪ Ooh 1811 01:26:33,188 --> 01:26:34,667 ♪ Fire 1812 01:26:34,711 --> 01:26:37,409 ♪ Ooh 1813 01:26:37,453 --> 01:26:39,237 ♪ Fire 1814 01:26:41,805 --> 01:26:43,633 ♪ Fire 1815 01:26:43,676 --> 01:26:47,158 ♪ Oh, now ♪ When we kiss 1816 01:26:47,202 --> 01:26:49,247 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1817 01:26:49,291 --> 01:26:53,033 ♪ I'm on fire Yeah ♪ 1818 01:26:53,077 --> 01:26:57,299 ♪ Your tenderness ♪ Your tenderness 1819 01:26:57,342 --> 01:27:01,651 ♪ Gives me desire 1820 01:27:01,694 --> 01:27:05,829 ♪ I can't resist ♪ I can't resist 1821 01:27:05,872 --> 01:27:10,834 ♪ Your tender lips 1822 01:27:10,877 --> 01:27:14,185 ♪ When we kiss ♪ When we kiss, oh, baby 1823 01:27:14,229 --> 01:27:17,449 ♪ Oh 1824 01:27:20,147 --> 01:27:22,454 ♪ Fire